Charlotte is ill - she has Trench Mouth
 

Charlotte is ill - she has Trench Mouth 25.08.13

everything that is wrong with society,
Charlotte can take blame,
her parents gave her a wide variety,
that's from her no shame.
absolutely appalling,
Volga beyond belief,
did she have any schooling,
fancy talking about "giving men relief".
the worst is coming,
because i can see no humble,
it gives a new definition of slumming,
so looking forward to the apple crumble.
maybe she has a disease,
from being sat on more times then a bench,
doctor can you help me please,
the diagnoses of the mouth is "tench".
the symptoms are crystal,
don't get hysteria,
red and swollen from rotten pistol,
swarming with bacteria.
you have to stay,
a loose wire with electricity,
to rest "Geordie sure" you will lay,
your mouth only has one capability.

( i must be getting old - but for a young lady to talk like this - really does not do it for me. i do understand i am in the minority and like her show - we can not get enough of this vulgarity - or can we ?)

if you think Geordie shore is bad, have a go at "the valleys" XD