"I was on so many drugs I can't remember the hospital I had my sex change at!"
 

Wtf! Lauren was saying when she had her sex change she was on so many drugs she doesn't remember where it took place?She also said she couldn't eat for 2 weeks and was strapped to a bed?

No clue but that whole conversation had me in hysterics as well as the one in the garden.

Lauren is not known for her veracity.

You would have thought she might have made some enquiries and found out by now ! It was 15 years ago!

I think she is going to be gold ...and I had to laugh at her not knowing if she had a big todger or not ! :joker:

I know , and the fact she does have a 'deep' vagina, and Louis thinking that meant she surely must have had a big willy!

Knowing would not have the same effect!

I think she will be fascinating to watch....

She and Louie have been TV gold together, so far.

Just as long as you remember that she and ALL of her family are congenital liars.

Most of the stuff he says tho goes over her head tbh.

Yep!..but I think that the blame for Lauren's ...[let's say condition] lay's solely at the feet of her parents Fingers...are you old enough to remember that little curly-haired toff that convinced me that he was going to be britain's answer to Einstein on that chat show about 25 years ago? [Wogan, I think?]...And did he fool you too? :joker:

...well he didn't just decide to pull that con/hoax by himself at that age did he...and that Keith Allen programme was astonishing to me!
The parents are the batty ones, and have infected him badly! :nono:...but I still enjoy seeing Lauren on tv...do you?

When she keeps talking about that deep vagina I expect to hear an echo! Huh what's that Lassie, somebody fell in Lauren's vagina again looking for wishing coins? Quick throw down a rope, and pull them out...

"I can't find a rope, but I've found a huge penis in a jar!"...

..."Throw it down!"

...Out pops Louie!... "Sufferin Succotash! that's one hell of a deep vagina!" he exclaims!

"Luckily Lauren had a huge penis which she kept in a jar!"

All's well that bends well!

You're dead right,Lex, and yes it was on Wogan and yes, I was fooled at the time, mind you I thought that he was a prat! I also found the Keith Allen programme very interesting particularly his father telling him just to say "1800s about" when he was unsure about something!
Yes I must admit to being mesmerized by her TV performances and just waiting for her to slip up and spout her venom when she is displeased!

I feel sorry for her.

Me too. I hope she stays until the end of CBB as she makes for interesting viewing and her life story must be very interesting also. It can't have been easy for her.

I guess you are referring to the documentary Little Lady Fauntleroy made by Keith Allen...
I never saw the progarmme so cant comment..

Ill just take her for face value and what i see now. Im not saying she is a favourite of mine just fascinating to watch...

I find her very funny.

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