Poogate
 

12.25am: Ewwwwwwwww! "Someone's pooed on the toilet seat." Is this a #CBB first? Bring back Detective Dan


Seriously Charlotte peeing the bed and now this.

:ahh but do we assume it is Charl who done the mucky deed..............eanie meanie miny mo, put the baby on the poh, when its done, wipe its bum with a piece of chewing gum, I think it was RON! :shocked::hugesmile::joker:

12.29am: How many housemates does it take to investigate this stinkin' mystery


Why would you even think of having a look to see if you could identify the culprit.

They were all crowded into the cubicle just now staring at it lol, doesn't look like it was Charlotte

Yuck!! If you know it's not you then that's all you need to know.

bb on c5 is being very glib with regards to HMs health welfare.

First it allowed deana to catch oral herpes from Ash, then it allowed charlotte to drink from communal milk carton (god knows what STDs* she has) then she sat on DR chair directly after weeing bed now poo gAte.

* I refuse to use abbreviation STI as it sounds too innocuous

They let Darryn drink Bobby's sweat during CBB8 as well lol

Allowing her in the diary room in that pissy frock.... What were they thinking?
I can't be doing with things like this tbh, I can't watch it if they show it as it will make me sick.

I agree.It really is a step to far to watch Hms investigate/discuss someone's sh*t.

Sophie is pissing me off tonight. :mad:

Sophie pisses me off period.
Her ruddy voice droning on and on .And her upside down mouth gets on my last nerve.

Everytime she opens her mouth is to put someone down. :cloud:

This thread isn't about sophie... It's about **** and piss can we just stick to the topic?
Where's and marc and ryan? trust them to miss this :)

It was Abz he said he had ass burgers! :joker:

It must have been Louie. Did you notice he had a bit of a wind problem tonight? Belching and such like. I bet he was practicing a double pirouette with full leg kick spin in the bathroom and he just let slip. I doubt he's even aware.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llcGbIb-_5Y

It might not be Charlotte but does anyone still believe her falling about drunk act she did the other night.Carol had it spot on.

She'd had less to drink and she'd told Carol and she's told us too that she used to act drunk often on Geordie Shore.She also put her knees first 1 of the times she feel out of bed to make sure she didn't hit the floor with her head first,


that is not the action of someone who is genuinely falling over drunk, and I can see her making herself pee in the bed to get the viewers to think she's funny and to want to vote to save her because they find that entertaining

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This has to be one of the funniest lines I've read on this forum.
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:joker:

Charlotte will get the blame after recent events so good enough.

It probably slipped out charlotte's mouth when she was saying something, everybody knows she talks sh*t.

whos the dried up Scottish bint? Geraldine mcieff is it? she would know the owner in a second, im guessing its carols log, she looks the sort

It wasn't the chav, she would have been sooooooo proud to claim it as her own.

ok, so if it wasn't done deliberately, it was done by someone sitting too far back....or with a big bum. Sorry Ron, he has the biggest bum! lol Mind you Louie's sticks out a lot too.

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It was carol, she's a little S**t stirrer :joker: