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Daffodil 30-08-2013 12:43 PM

Side-Ball
 
The clip of Mario dancing in a mankini nearly made me die! Almost everything was showing. Dear Courtney danced on oblivious. Loved Emma's 'side-ball' comment. I think it was nearly a complete ball! lol

:o:o:o

Pincho Paxton 30-08-2013 12:44 PM

I can't watch that bit, I'll have to turn the TV over.

Daffodil 30-08-2013 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Pincho Paxton (Post 6346559)
I can't watch that bit, I'll have to turn the TV over.

Please do. If I had known beforehand, I would not have watched. It was EXCRUCIATING!
:o :nono: :bawling:

fingers 30-08-2013 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Daffodil (Post 6346562)
Please do. If I had known beforehand, I would not have watched. It was EXCRUCIATING!
:o :nono: :bawling:

He didn't enjoy it much either!

the truth 30-08-2013 01:29 PM

I love to prance round the garden in a mankini of an afternoon

daniel-lewis-1985 30-08-2013 01:31 PM

I liked seeing his scrotum.

Wouldn't mind tea bagging it.

Yes im that perverted.

It really takes something to be able to pull off a mankini.

anne666 30-08-2013 03:25 PM

What a tiny penis! Most disappointing. I was waiting for the usual explanation of the meagerly endowed. Grower not a shower.:elephant:

daniel-lewis-1985 30-08-2013 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by anne666 (Post 6346901)
What a tiny penis! Most disappointing. I was waiting for the usual explanation of the meagerly endowed. Grower not a shower.:elephant:

Size queen!

anne666 30-08-2013 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by daniel-lewis-1985 (Post 6346910)
Size queen!

I know! But really? :joker::joker::joker:

daniel-lewis-1985 30-08-2013 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by anne666 (Post 6346914)
I know! But really? :joker::joker::joker:

Think Lucy said he had a teeny weeny though lol.

Shame.

anne666 30-08-2013 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by daniel-lewis-1985 (Post 6346921)
Think Lucy said he had a teeny weeny though lol.

Shame.

Bet he's also told himself size doesn't matter . Must have if he thinks he's a lothario. No woman could give him that title surely? Ah bless :joker::joker:

fingers 30-08-2013 03:39 PM

Maybe he was sporting a prosthetic "piece" when he debuted on Towie and came out of the shower to triumphantly drop his towel?

Beso 30-08-2013 03:43 PM

I imagine carols got it tucked under her pillow for a good old sniff later tonight.

daniel-lewis-1985 30-08-2013 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anne666 (Post 6346933)
Bet he's also told himself size doesn't matter . Must have if he thinks he's a lothario. No woman could give him that title surely? Ah bless :joker::joker:

Nothing worse than a small penis darting towards your face.

fingers 30-08-2013 03:46 PM

Mario debuts on Towie

CaudleHalbard 30-08-2013 03:49 PM

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anne666 30-08-2013 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by fingers (Post 6346963)
Mario debuts on Towie

SEE I was right :devil:She was straight out of the door I bet :joker::joker::joker:

anne666 30-08-2013 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by daniel-lewis-1985 (Post 6346958)
Nothing worse than a small penis darting towards your face.

Or towards any other part of you.:bawling::bawling:

Pincho Paxton 30-08-2013 03:56 PM

I'm definitely turning over! :yuk:

the truth 30-08-2013 03:59 PM

i must confess the mankini isn't the best outfit for a raging horn..it squiggles the cheesebags and crushes the pipe....many a times its shrivelled mine down to 10 inches

fingers 30-08-2013 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by the truth (Post 6346985)
i must confess the mankini isn't the best outfit for a raging horn..it squiggles the cheesebags and crushes the pipe....many a times its shrivelled mine down to 10 inches

:joker::dance::joker::nono:

Pincho Paxton 30-08-2013 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the truth (Post 6346985)
i must confess the mankini isn't the best outfit for a raging horn..it squiggles the cheesebags and crushes the pipe....many a times its shrivelled mine down to 10 inches

You should write for Mills And Boon! :joker:

anne666 30-08-2013 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by the truth (Post 6346985)
i must confess the mankini isn't the best outfit for a raging horn..it squiggles the cheesebags and crushes the pipe....many a times its shrivelled mine down to 10 inches

There are pigs flying passed my window :joker:

Daffodil 30-08-2013 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by daniel-lewis-1985 (Post 6346648)
I liked seeing his scrotum.

Wouldn't mind tea bagging it.

Yes im that perverted.

It really takes something to be able to pull off a mankini.

What's tea-bagging? Is that when you put it in hot water and squish it around with a spoon?

Pincho Paxton 30-08-2013 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Daffodil (Post 6347135)
What's tea-bagging? Is that when you put it in hot water and squish it around with a spoon?


So it was you who went past my window, legs held in the air, walking on your hands, just because you wanted to try the wheelbarrow position! :joker:


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