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Lee. 31-08-2013 09:30 PM

Any Midwives On The Forum?
 
I've decided I'd like to be a midwife! Are there any midwives on the forum? Or does anybody know anybody who is a midwife?
I want to know how difficult the course is.. I don't have any problem with learning and taking in information, but I'm not great at essay writing. It's actually essays that put me off any kind of college/uni course actually.

thesheriff443 31-08-2013 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Lee. (Post 6351296)
I've decided I'd like to be a midwife! Are there any midwives on the forum? Or does anybody know anybody who is a midwife?
I want to know how difficult the course is.. I don't have any problem with learning and taking in information, but I'm not great at essay writing. It's actually essays that put me off any kind of college/uni course actually.

I think all you have to do is say puuuuuush:joker:

jackc1806 31-08-2013 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Lee. (Post 6351296)
I've decided I'd like to be a midwife! Are there any midwives on the forum? Or does anybody know anybody who is a midwife?
I want to know how difficult the course is.. I don't have any problem with learning and taking in information, but I'm not great at essay writing. It's actually essays that put me off any kind of college/uni course actually.

If you really set your mind to it you can do anything Lee! You'd make a great midwife :)

Lee. 31-08-2013 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by thesheriff443 (Post 6351319)
I think all you have to do is say puuuuuush:joker:

:joker: I wish it was that easy!

thesheriff443 31-08-2013 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Lee. (Post 6351338)
:joker: I wish it was that easy!

they are desperately short of midwifes at the moment so roll your sleezes:joker:

Lee. 31-08-2013 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by jackc1806 (Post 6351331)
If you really set your mind to it you can do anything Lee! You'd make a great midwife :)

Aww thanks jack! :) I actually think it would be such a rewarding job (sad at times I'm sure) but the 3 years studying worries me.. I don't know if I can cope with the essay writing

Lee. 31-08-2013 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by thesheriff443 (Post 6351352)
they are desperately short of midwifes at the moment so roll your sleezes:joker:

Are they really?! That something else that puts me off.. Putting in the work for 3 years, then not being able to get a job

jackc1806 31-08-2013 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Lee. (Post 6351355)
Aww thanks jack! :) I actually think it would be such a rewarding job (sad at times I'm sure) but the 3 years studying worries me.. I don't know if I can cope with the essay writing

It is worth a try though, once you get into the swing of writing essays you will find it gradually easier then at the end you get a rewarding job out of it! :dance:

King Gizzard 31-08-2013 09:45 PM

yep

reece(: 31-08-2013 09:47 PM

My friend wants to be a Midwife, she's going to be doing the same course as me at college so she can go on to do the degree. :)

Lee. 31-08-2013 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by reece(: (Post 6351397)
My friend wants to be a Midwife, she's going to be doing the same course as me at college so she can go on to do the degree. :)

What course?? I thought I could just go to uni and do the degree?

Lee. 31-08-2013 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Nathan (Post 6351382)
yep

Nathan are you a midwife?! :love:

King Gizzard 31-08-2013 09:51 PM

Yeah I am, what do you need to know

Lee. 31-08-2013 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Nathan (Post 6351426)
Yeah I am, what do you need to know

How do you treat a woman with an unhygienic flower?

Vicky. 31-08-2013 09:57 PM

I would love to do this but I don;t think I could deal wit the bad/sad side of it. I know after a while you would get 'used' to it..and its not often something goes wrong compared to happy(if painful :laugh: ) times but I just don't think I could handle it at all.

Takes a very strong person to work in the caring profession. And thats not me.

According to this you need 5 GCSEs and a couple of A levels to start the midwifery course http://www.nhscareers.nhs.uk/explore...-requirements/

Good luck if you decide to go ahead with it. Such a rewarding job :)

King Gizzard 31-08-2013 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Lee. (Post 6351459)
How do you treat a woman with an unhygienic flower?

I'd tell her to get her **** together and wash regularly. Then I would buy her a new flower

thesheriff443 31-08-2013 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Lee. (Post 6351459)
How do you treat a woman with an unhygienic flower?

he does the scratch sniff and run test:joker:

reece(: 31-08-2013 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Lee. (Post 6351402)
What course?? I thought I could just go to uni and do the degree?

you need ALevels/BTEC to get onto a degree, we're doing BTEC Level 3 Medical Science to get into uni on a related course (Midwifery is one of them).

Lee. 31-08-2013 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Vicky. (Post 6351472)
I would love to do this but I don;t think I could deal wit the bad/sad side of it. I know after a while you would get 'used' to it..and its not often something goes wrong compared to happy(if painful :laugh: ) times but I just don't think I could handle it at all.

Takes a very strong person to work in the caring profession. And thats not me.

According to this you need 5 GCSEs and a couple of A levels to start the midwifery course http://www.nhscareers.nhs.uk/explore...-requirements/

Good luck if you decide to go ahead with it. Such a rewarding job :)

It's the sad and tragic side of it that puts me off it tbh.. But as you say, you can get used to anything.. I'd imagine the first few horrible situations are the worst. I really do think it would be so rewarding and I'd get to cuddle lots of babies! :love:

Scottish qualifications are different.. We do standard grades and highers which are the equivalent of gcses and a levels I think... I reckon I could go straight into the 3 year degree course.. I'd need to check though

... Oh and I need to learn to drive first :eek:

Kizzy 31-08-2013 10:10 PM

If you're a mature student as long as you have maths English and science you should be ok, or you might have to do an access course for a year before going on to do the degree.
I think that nursing degrees are free but I'm not sure :)

Lee. 31-08-2013 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Kizzy (Post 6351544)
If you're a mature student as long as you have maths English and science you should be ok, or you might have to do an access course for a year before going on to do the degree.
I think that nursing degrees are free but I'm not sure :)

University education is free in Scotland anyway, so that's not a prob.. I've got 7 standard grades and 4 highers so I don't think I'd have to do an access course, I'd need to check though.. The main thing I'd need is a driving licence! :( nobody will ever be safe on the road again!

Benjamin 31-08-2013 11:17 PM

Oh Lord, Lee driving....

Lee. 31-08-2013 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Ben (Post 6351852)
Oh Lord, Lee driving....

It's hideously scary!

Benjamin 31-08-2013 11:18 PM

You will have to not drink. :shocked:

Marc 31-08-2013 11:19 PM

I know it's pretty competitive to get into


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