The Ashley Young AKA Mr Consistent Thread: Performance Watch 14/15
 

I know for a fact i am 100% the player that streak of piss is and was wondering who else on the forum think they could fill his 120+ a week boots

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Danny isn't sure.

this could be your best thread yet LK

We have a lot of people with no legs on this forum mad respect for you guys and your struggles

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Utter embarrassment to the club Djemba Djemba and Liam Miller are laughing away at this donkey

Wish this Malteser headed... http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n4G-30q7xu...3+Malteser.JPG

Marlo Stanfield lookalike... http://dadesignatedhata.com/blog/wp-.../jhector-1.jpg

Would take him, and his dog WAG... http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/a...0_1325396a.jpg

And... http://www.nonlintec.com/mttsymposium/pissoff.gif

Beautifully put hopefully some fools put in a cheeky 1p bid for him before the day is out

Yeah. I feel that's my greatest post ever on a forum, tbh.

Really? Then why don't you earn 100 grand a week and play for England?

Because he's Irish.

Is he really Irish? thought he just supported them to be argumentative.

:joker: Pretty sure he's Irish.

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Life is unfair my friend

Why arent you playing in the Championship and earning 20k a week? I'll tell you why? Cuz you are not even semi-pro standard while he's an international and if you truly think you are as good as an international - even heaven forbid an international you dont rate much - then you are even more deluded than even I imagined.

Are you Ashley Young's PA by any chance???? If so tell him he is a donkey and to **** off from the club already

PS: I play semi pro football son and can ensure you I AM 100% THE PLAYER YOUNG is which honestly does not mean a lot

Also Girth why you always seem so angry at me???

You must have an agent then? Are the offers flooding in on deadline day? Only two hours left.

Nah I don't could you arrange for me to have a meeting with Ashley's please??? Cause if a waste of skin like him can earn 120k a week I could honestly be hitting the 300k mark

After watching the great man today it is time to name and shame those who voted no. Cause quite frankly today is the WORST INDIVIDUAL SPORTING PERFORMANCE I HAVE EVER SEEN considering the amount of sports I watch is fuken terrible

Girth please share your thoughts on Ashley's performance today would love to hear them???

HE was awful. I dont see what he brings to the team. He cant run past anyone, his final ball is dodgy most of the time, he isnt good enough to play for Man Utd and the diving is embarrassing.

The only things Ashley Young's better than me at is a) Diving and b) managing to steal a wage as a premiership footballer.

Take a bow son

After Rooney, Fellaini looks like your best players so....every cloud etc. :idc:

Nani and Shinji are our best players along with Wayne but sadly bums like Ashley and Young are allowed to stink up the place week after week

Own up after watching him today who after voting no would like to change to yes now???