In the interests of the housemates' health and safety, Lauren must go
 

Some of you may pity Lauren, and that's understandable. She hasn't had an easy life, what with her disfigurements and lack of social skills.

However, what has become undeniable is her habit of leaving poo around the house. Not only is this disgusting, but it is a very real health hazard to boot.

Some may say she simply 'forgot' to flush the toilet, or 'forgets' to wipe her bum, or 'forgets' to defecate IN rather than ON the toilet, it's certainly one interpretation of the facts. But is forgetfulness really an excuse for endangering the well being of minor celebrities?

There's also the time she tried to poison/murder Courtney. Again, you may think she was innocently giving a drunk girl powerful prescription drugs in order to 'help'. But can we overlook Lauren's reckless behavior just because she thinks she was helping?

Clearly Big Brother needs to remind Lauren that a thong isn't appropriate clothing for someone incapable of wiping their bum, and I'm sure they have. But we the public also bear some responsibilty. None of us want to see the likes of Carol or Bruce struck down with a disease caused by Lauren's lack of hygeine, and as such we have a duty to vote her out of the house tonight.

The "powerful prescription drugs" were 2 Rennies tablets.

Unlikely. Rennies are neither powerful nor prescription medicine. The other housemates and Big Brother simply wouldn't have reacted with such outrage over a couple of Rennies

No, these were powerful drugs which in all likelehood were given maliciously

When you don't know what you are talking about, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

Lauren is not going anywhere tonight. :xyxwave:

-votes to save lauren-

You have made everything up yourself.

Whatever else Lauren may be, it is simply foolish and wrong to accuse her of attempting to murder another HM.

[QUOTE=Deebo;6362021]Some of you may pity Lauren, and that's understandable. She hasn't had an easy life, what with her disfigurements and lack of social skills.

However, what has become undeniable is her habit of leaving poo around the house. Not only is this disgusting, but it is a very real health hazard to boot.

Some may say she simply 'forgot' to flush the toilet, or 'forgets' to wipe her bum, or 'forgets' to defecate IN rather than ON the toilet, it's certainly one interpretation of the facts. But is forgetfulness really an excuse for endangering the well being of minor celebrities?

There's also the time she tried to poison/murder Courtney. Again, you may think she was innocently giving a drunk girl powerful prescription drugs in order to 'help'. But can we overlook Lauren's reckless behavior just because she thinks she was helping?

Clearly Big Brother needs to remind Lauren that a thong isn't appropriate clothing for someone incapable of wiping their bum, and I'm sure they have. But we the public also bear some responsibilty. None of us want to see the likes of Carol or Bruce struck down with a disease caused by Lauren's lack of hygeine, and as such we have a duty to vote her out of the house tonight.[/QUOTE

Do you want some onions to go with your tripe ?

Believe me. I speak from a position of authority.

I don't blame Lauren, but it's time she was removed. When I worked in special needs care we always kept drugs under lock and key. Perhaps that might have been an overreaction in this case, as Courtney had clearly been briefed before going in that Lauren might try and administer potentially lethal drugs. But still, why take that risk to begin with?

They were just rennies. :rolleyes:

Who made a thread asking why the forum was so quiet. I just worked out the answer. Its because of the lack of stupid ass threads to debate about.

If I were you I'd be careful about what I accuse someone of in a public forum.

Lauren is unstable...FACT.

I feel those who support Lauren and find Lauren funny would have been the same type of people who in the 19th century would have been poking fun at The Elephant Man, that would have been entertainment for a certain kind of mentality in those days, and it looks like some people still find that kind of thing funny and entertaining today.

I feel sorry for Lauren, but Lauren's unhappy and strange behaviour doesn't entertain me in the slightest, for Lauren's own good needs to leave the house.

But sadly Lauren's fans don't really care about Lauren's health and mental well being so will vote to save.

None of those things happened it's all made up, so you could actually get in trouble for saying them. We didn't see any strong drugs, and we didn't see who went to the toilet on the floor. And if it was Charlotte it would all be amusing.

Lauren is the new Dexter by the looks of things. Always getting the blame for everything. :joker:

Dexter sneaked in and pooped on the floor! :joker:

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

And the prize for biggest drama queen goes to...

I find those two highlited phrases just so funny, it's lilke something I would read in the Viz comic

They are really not funny, they are libellous and considering that the Harries family are so litigious they shouldn't even be on a public forum.

Welcome to Tibb

I agree. They could sue for libel.

Oh C5 aren't bothered about poo.

Unless it's in the freezer, then they'll probably move it