Hair removal cream
 

Time for one of Zee's infamous overshares :amazed:

I'm going on holiday on Thursday. I am outrageously hairy and while that in itself doesn't bother me, it can look a bit unsightly if you're on a sun lounger trying your best to look a bit like a rich shade of mahogany so I decided to get some Veet and get rid of hair on my feet, armpits and (whispers) back. Nobody likes looking like a hobbit, Julia Roberts or a gorilla, so I got rid of my armpit hair no problem and feet are obviously easy enough but back is harder to do because apparently I have the stumpiest, least flexible arms this side of not being a thalidomide baby so what I've managed to do is get rid of the hair on the small of my back but I still have hair between my shoulder blades below my neck. Short of asking a friend to come and do it for me, has anyone got any suggestions for how I can reach that part of my body!?

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Do you not have something where you can put the cream then push your back onto it? Or try one of these I guess..
http://vitanetonline.com/images/products/EU0038.jpg

Sounds like a difficult job mind! :shocked:

Somebody who is as hairy as me? :o but just get your mum to do it? :laugh2:

This would have been a marvelous solution to the crabs epidemic too

Oh I forgot you're no longer at home.. erm put loads of it in the bath and lay down or something..

That is how I got rid of the crabs... and that's also how I broke my nose (I slipped in the shower because the Veet removal cream was really slippery and I was doing it in the shower... lesson learned, don't do it in the shower :laugh:

:o ouchhhh

Only have a shower, but that could be a plan, smearing it on the wall and then rubbing my back against it... but then how to get it off again... pmsfl this is so hard :laugh2: my friend's coming down on Wednesday night, we go Thursday afternoon, might see if he'd do it for me... pretty sure he won't though :joker:

Go and get it waxed Zee...

omfg :laugh3: I can actually imagine somebody walking in on you smearing your back against the wall.. that's brilliant.. tbf your mate might do it, just say the first round on holiday is on you

http://i.imgur.com/XbJtrhv.png

Dirty bastards

Crap. Ignore me. I totally mis-read your OP. I am an 'effin twat.

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Greg you make me laugh so much! :laugh2:

And the only way you're going to get a smooth back is to get somebody else do it for you :)

Just what I was going to say. Do it Zee... it hurts so good.