If you were on Come Dine with Me?
 

If you were on Come Dine with Me, what menu would you offer your guests?

Starter, Main and Dessert.

(Assuming I'm a hell of a better cook than I actually am) I'd offer :

Starter - French Onion Soup with Crusty Garlic Bread.

Followed by a scoop of blackcurrant cassis sorbet to cleanse the palate.

Main - Pork Medallions in a cream and white wine sauce with potato cakes, hot and buttery, and green beans.

Dessert - Apple pie and Vanilla Icecream.

Starter - Cheese crumpets

Main - Chicken & Mushroom Pot Noodles (I'll put them on a plate though with some garnish to be fancy)

Dessert - Nesquick cereal

starter- Garlic Cheese Pizza Bread

main-chicken and chips

Desserts- Chocolate Fudge Cake or Tennessee Toffee Pie

now where my prices money

Starter- Potato
Main- Potato with a hint of potato.
Dessert- Potato with Whipped Cream.

Everyone love potato!

Bloody hell, you lazy sods :D

Starter - Pan seared scallops with bacon and spinach accompanied with a relevant white wine.

Lemon sorbet to cleanse...

Main - Kobe beef served with potatoes au gratin and seasonal vegetables accompanied by a rich red wine.

Dessert - Blackcurrant cheese cake.

A selection of cheese and biscuits to finish.

For entertainment, I would get everyone bladdered and have a huge piñata. :laugh:

Amuse bouche (punch in the gob)
Starter, Prawn cocktail (I don't care if it's old fashioned I like them)
Main Turkey chow mein with brown fine rice noodles and toasted sesame seeds.
dessert, Carrot cake with lemon and lime frosting.
Entertainment... scrabble :joker:

This is an alcohol free night so instead will be non alcoholic cocktails.

Taxi to Baz's house please!!

I would need the prize money upfront for the kobe beef. :tongue:

You got my vote :D

A slice of bread, some nuggets and chips and a slice of sponge and you can be on your way

And you wonder why we never come round your gaff. :p

id prob start with soup if it was winter or prawn cocktail in the summer.
main course sweet and sour chicken with either rice or chips you decide
desert would be chocolate cake I make a fabulous chocolate cake.

Booooo!

Starter: Heirloom tomato salad with labne, sumac, pepperberry and pomegranate molasses.

Main: Lavender Crusted Duck Breast served with a chocolate foam and courgette fritters.

Dessert: Chillied pineapple served with rum and vanilla ice cream.

Chillied Pineapple! :eek:

Starter: Prob spup or cheesy garlic bread
Main course: Pasta with a pour over sauce and garlic bread
Dessert: Either Victoria sandwich cake or some sort of pie with ice cream

Entertainment karaoke!

Im just a basic cook really. Nothing fancy

I hate my men intoxicated, they can't get it up... the pinata obv.

Starter - crisps in bread
Main course - Pizza
Dessert - Cornetto

loving verbals can I come for dinner to yours?

..:lovedup:...

Oh alright Jamie Oliver, calm down!

No! Its mine! :joker:

Starter: Italian pasta dish
Main: Pizza
Desert: Humble Pie