the best couple in soap land
 

the best soap couple 01.10.13

i am going to get dirty,
because i adore kerry,
so please see the joke and don't get shirty,
while i appreciate she is as ripe as a cherry.
but is Dan able to pick,
could he possibly handle,
at speed his heart does tick,
and kerry is most certainly not wearing Ali's sandal.
both common as muck,
i can so relate,
humour is in luck,
no more is needed on the plate.
Dan is not the brightest tool,
and Kerry is a good time lass,
but true and honest is no fool,
that's why they are laughing gas.
did i push them together,
when ITV i showed my appreciation,
i hope they last for ever,
because they are the best soap couple in my estimation.

( who is you fave soap couple ? as normal all replys to this thread must be in poemstyle. thank you. )