What would you do if someone pooped down your chimney?
 

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The Sunday Sport

Urgh? Imagine trying to brush it out? I'd get a new rug for sure.

Jesus Christ, what is wrong with people?

Omg that's disgusting!

The good old Sunday Sport bringing people the news they need to know

..I saw a movie once, 'Close Encounters of the T**d Kind..'...it is actually seriously disgusting though...I wonder if Jay McKray had an alibi..(disclaimer: I didn't mean that or suspect you at all Jay..)...

...:joker:..right at the heart of the action...

what a stinker

:joker:

On form Ammi!

Not much you could do really,but I'de sure make sure I kept a roaring fire to roast his chestnuts! for the next time the filthy swine paid a visit.

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I think that was Zee tbh

More like something Marc would do tbh ^

lol at the bit at the end of the article "Do you recognise the chimney ****ter?"

This has to be the best wording in an article ever.

Marc doesn't live in Aberdeen though..

Zee is definitely the culprit this time :idc:

Oh it was in Aberdeen, I didn't read that bit :laugh:

I wonder if there was a wet wipe thrown down afterwards.

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he heard him say, throw another log on the fire!

This can't be true!

"It was all on the rug in front of the fire. There's no way it'll brush out. What the hell am I going to say to the insurance?"
:laugh2:

unloaded a ****e down his "freshly swept chimney" :joker:

Not sure I believe this tbh,lol

Yeah I am sure the paper paid someone to go and sit on the chimney pot with his pants down so they could take a photo just to get a story.