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First Buses are appealing for any information which leads to the capture of this man.

Recovering heroin addict, Karl Overton, pictured here, is thought to be responsible for a rather nasty incident which occurred today on our 4A service, just outside Stony Rock, Leeds.

Horrified passenger, Mrs. Jane Holborn had this to say of the incident;

"I was sat near the back of the bus when the man boarded. He sat behind me and I could hear him fidgeting uncomfortably around, grunting and muttering something about how "that ****ing methadone gives you the runs." I was beginning to feel very apprehensive and nervous, but for as long as I live, I will never forget what happened next.

He stood up, in full view of children and pensioners alike, dropped his tracksuit bottoms to his ankles and squatted onto the seat, where he let fly the most violent diarrhoea I have ever seen in my life into an open Farmfoods bag, which he held under his arsehole.

The smell was absolutely horrific, as you can imagine. An old lady at the front of the packed bus projectile vomited all over her lap before fainting. He just laughed and grinned maliciously, obviously feeling far better after his endeavour. He obviously has a very poor diet, as the entire bus stank of Rustlers burgers mixed with the chemical reek of methadone.

He then proceeded to work two fingers into his arsehole and carve out the last vestiges of his treacle black butt gravy, like scraping out the last chunks of vegetable at the bottom of a tin of Scotch broth soup, all the while continuing to moan with ecstacy. At this point, he sustained an erection, which really surprised me given his dependency on heroin. His moaning reached a raspy crescendo as he ejaculated a thick, arcing jet of spunk, which landed on the headrest of a seat about 4 feet away, where a young child was sat with her dad.

When he was finally done, he pulled up his tracksuit bottoms and dropped the Farmfoods bag, which spilled over and began to emanate a river of ****e all the way down the gangway. He then left the bus at the shops in Stony Rock with the entire bus stunned in silence. We all had to vacate and I was late for my doctors appointment as a result."

As you can imagine, we have incurred a rather hefty cleaning bill as a result of this incident as we had to call upon the services of industrial cleaners after Angela the cleaning lady said she "wasn't ****ing touching it," for which she has been dismissed with immediate effect.

We apologise to all passengers affected by this experience and recommend that anyone requiring counselling should call The Samaritans on 08457 90 90 90.

Thanks,

The First Buses Team.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...1810602&type=1

This is a bit ****ty, will anyone come forward?

(Genuinely can't tell if this is a joke or an actual real incident)

Haha okay no it's a wind up, the Facebook page is hilarious though, have a read

it would only happen in leeds

I was just about to say no way is this real

It was our phantom Social Group poster.

I'm not sure what I've just read.

I didn't read. Hilarious I can do, NSFW I can do but gross...i'm scared as all I can think about is eating my iceland gateau that was supposed to last me for days, and I don't want to be put off.

The whole Facebook page is hilarious

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Originally Posted by Ithinkiloveyoutoo (Post 6468022)

I didn't read. Hilarious I can do, NSFW I can do but gross...i'm scared as all I can think about is eating my iceland gateau that was supposed to last me for days, and I don't want to be put off.

i defs wouldn't read it if i was you then honey

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Originally Posted by Ninastar (Post 6468026)

i defs wouldn't read it if i was you then honey

I wonder who the people in the photos on that page are :suspect:

:joker: :joker: :joker:

Amazing, this reminds me of something I saw earlier actually *makes thread*

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Originally Posted by Ninastar (Post 6467994)

it would only happen in leeds

:hmph:

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Originally Posted by Kizzy (Post 6468058)

:hmph:

haha as much as i love leeds, you must admit that it's rough as ******

There's good and bad in every city... :idc:
This made me feel sick, thanks zee! :(

yeah and there's definitely bad in Leeds! i like leeds as much as anyone else but srsly, you're fighting a lost battle

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Originally Posted by ninastar (Post 6467994)

it would only happen in leeds

how the hell would you know wot its like in leeds!!!! Its a feckin joke u weirdo.... :crazy:

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Originally Posted by crazychick (Post 6468143)

how the hell would you know wot its like in leeds!!!! Its a feckin joke u weirdo.... :crazy:

Cause ive been there many, many times.

Also I'm assuming it's people like you who live there.

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Originally Posted by crazychick (Post 6468143)

how the hell would you know wot its like in leeds!!!! Its a feckin joke u weirdo.... :crazy:

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Originally Posted by Ninastar (Post 6468207)

Cause ive been there many, many times.

Also I'm assuming it's people like you who live there.

..post..:lovedup:...

I really wish it were true lmao

Reading this part while eating breakfast was the worst idea. :bawling:

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He then proceeded to work two fingers into his arsehole and carve out the last vestiges of his treacle black butt gravy, like scraping out the last chunks of vegetable at the bottom of a tin of Scotch broth soup