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"My work explores the relationship between Bauhausian sensibilities and multimedia experiences.

With influences as diverse as Munch and L Ron Hubbard, new combinations are manufactured from both constructed and discovered layers.

Ever since I was a postgraduate I have been fascinated by the unrelenting divergence of relationships. What starts out as contemplation soon becomes corrupted into a manifesto of lust, leaving only a sense of chaos and the prospect of a new order.

As subtle replicas become distorted through frantic and academic practice, the viewer is left with a clue to the inaccuracies of our era."

I'm good. Got one built in.

My work explores the relationship between emerging sexualities and counter-terrorism.

With influences as diverse as Blake and Francis Bacon, new variations are synthesised from both explicit and implicit dialogues.

Ever since I was a student I have been fascinated by the theoretical limits of relationships. What starts out as hope soon becomes corrupted into a carnival of defeat, leaving only a sense of chaos and the possibility of a new reality.

As intermittent replicas become reconfigured through boundaried and academic practice, the viewer is left with a hymn to the edges of our world.

Love it.

My work explores the relationship between Bauhausian sensibilities and emotional memories.

With influences as diverse as Kafka and John Lennon, new tensions are distilled from both simple and complex structures.

Ever since I was a pre-adolescent I have been fascinated by the unrelenting divergence of the zeitgeist. What starts out as contemplation soon becomes corroded into a manifesto of power, leaving only a sense of nihilism and the chance of a new order.

As wavering phenomena become transformed through studious and diverse practice, the viewer is left with a hymn to the darkness of our world


Sounds like the dinner party guest from hell.

Kafka and John Lennon. That the best one to date. :joker:

Kafka and Keith Lemon would have been better.

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