Idiotic/Annoying things people say on Facebook
 

Apologies if there's a thread for this, just merge it or get rid if there is.

Facebook pisses me off sometimes, in fact that's a lie it's not Facebook it's the people. Here's today's status that takes the biscuit;

"What a ****ing moron, that's all I have to say"

What??!! Do you honestly want me to ask you what your on about? Did you leave it deliberately vague so that somebody comments on your page?

Aaaaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhhhhh

"Likes my picture if you think I'm hot"

What?? This isn't Bebo bitch, are you even old enough to be on Facebook?

"If you don't share my link about animal welfare then you don't care about animal welfare"

Right so because someone's made a **** page with a picture of a sad dog on it and I can't be assed to share it I am now complicit in the abuse and neglect of animals? I hate that.

And then someone leaves a comment.
"What's wrong man, Inbox me if you need to chat"

Person replies
"Lol no worries man. It's fine. How are you tho?"

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Lol yeh, you wouldn't have said it if you were fine.

'Oh it's nothing, they know who they are.'

Oh well I'm glad they know cos I frigging don't, next time send them a message instead of clogging up my newsfeed :hugesmile:

Same goes for human rights pages. Like that Kony thing. If you didn't share links while sitting on your ass and eating biscuits, you didn't care about human rights.

And don't get me started on your second post lol. "lIke if you think i'm a good friend" "like if you like me, comment if you love me"

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'#YoloSwag' does my head in

This guy from my old high school posted last night, "mann royals is a fatt tune on the slyyy"

:shrug:

@ithinkiloveyoutoo

My news feed is clogged to death with self serving pages like that

@benji not seen that one, I'm glad though it looks annoying :hugesmile:

Oh yeh forgot about these, there's one girl in particular that talks chavatronic in everything she writes

"I don't care wot yaz thinks, I'm not da fake one n dat it's u so jst fuk of"

This is why I don't go on facebook much

"Hey look at me, yes you look at me, hey are you paying attention to me, I've just made seven status's about going on holiday to Cuba and how excited I am, #feelingexcited #****youallimgoingforatan look at me some more, hey I'm going to Cuba I can't wait"

The worst is when they talk chavatronic and miss words in between so you really dont' know what the hell they're on about.

Love messages. There's this one girl got a boyfriend not long ago and literally her page is about him only now. And she calls him minion which makes it more annoying.

Ooh can't wait to see my minion tomorrow.
At secret location with my minion
Love my minion soooo much
My minion is the best boyfriend in the world

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggh? :conf:

I'd ask him what he's talking about but almost every Saturday night at around 11:15pm he says something along the lines of "if av not posted in an hour about been nicked" and his profile picture is of him with blood all over his hands, face and jumper so I think I'm going to leave him alone!! :o

Minion? Lol is her boyfriend mini me from Austin powers? :hugesmile:

Haha sounds like a proper nutter. :hugesmile:

She's referring to minions from Despicable Me as they're both apparently obsessed with them. I think she knitted him one minion hat too. :yuk:

I'm with you on the new couples ones, before social media you only had to deal with them on the bus but now your news feed gets assaulted with 2 day old couples saying they are the most amazing person ever and that they are soo happy. I almost feel like commenting 'come back and say that in a year'

"Can't chat anymore now going to bed people. " why not just say it to the person you were chatting to in the chat box, if indeed you were chatting to anyone or are you just trying to make yourself look popular.

BBm me people here is my pin-
Find me on X box-
Find me on ********
Find me on twitter
find me on myspace

....no thanks just finding you on facebook is fine.:blush:

If it annoys use all so much why do use fb, I think you all really love it! Especially you Kyle :joker:

I might just fill your wall with messages about how much I love you just cause I know how much you will like that :wink:

I will delete people who do **** like that, attention seeking morons.

That word should be outlawed on Facebook until people are at least 6 months into their relationship.

I enjoy seeing the fallout though when people split up. The angry ones are hilarious but I don't particularly enjoy the sad ones.