Weirdest dream
 

What's the weirdest dream you've had?

I got chased around my back garden by a gang of giant sweetcorns a couple of months back.

I had a dream last night that was really weird. I'll put in spoilers because some people may not want to read it.

Couple of months ago now I dreamed that I was a police officer patrolling a canal where two boys were playing, I told them to be careful not to fall in. One jumped in and couldnt get back out. A soldier in full ceremonial uniform (like you see outside Buck House) came out of nowhere, jumped in and pulled him out. I as the police officer went back to 'the scene' and shouted at the boys, they then ran a bit further up the canal side and were climbing through a hole in a fence to jump back in. I collared them and walked them away, as I was doing so Ant and Dec appeared and started asking me what I was doing and telling me off.

Went something like that anyway.

I am not on drugs.

I love dreaming it's just so weird, I often end up making entire songs up in my dreams and then waking up raging because I can't recall the words.

Yesterday I had a part dream part nightmare I'm calling this.

Anyway I was on this series of Big Brother, Ashleigh then confessed her feelings for me, then Kimberly also then confessed her feelings for me, then Helen did the same as them two, then what was even more scary was Danielle also did the same with a naked Pauline and Jale right next to her.

It was the most disgusting end to a dream I've ever seen in my life.

My Niece and Nephew broke into my bedroom in the middle of the night, their eyes go outward (yes you heard me) outward, and then they start miming to Michael Jackson's Earth Song.

Followed by Arista as a deep voice boomed: "Green Giant - Oh! Oh! Oh!":laugh:

If i have the 50 shades of Josy dream again I will scream

:idc:

:joker::joker::joker: Whatever you're on Verbal - I'll have some!.

:joker: (and what's with the new avatar? :laugh:)

i can only really remember dreams right after i wake up then i forget them

i actually can't recall any dream i have had ever atm :unsure:

last nights dream was a bit weird, i was scrolling through tumblr on my phone and came a cross a magic spell that was supposed to make 8 cats appear
so i said the magic spell and 6 cats appeared (yes the spell lied, only 6 cats appeared) and i was like freaking out because i had 6 little kittens to take care of
anyways my mum said i could keep one so i chose the black one and then we went to a halloween party

.. :laugh:

hitler would be proud

Mr. Bobby playing an intense game of whack-a-mole using his face as the mallet it my personal fave.

Too true.:joker:

I had multiple weird dreams last night.

1. I had a dream where Netflix had revealed that Sense8 and Orange Is The New Black was cancelled.

2. I was watching a TV series to do with Humans, Dolphins, and Whales, and let's just say it's surprisingly more graphic than GOT.

3. I woke up at 10PM and I was wondering what was going on.

I had multiple weird dreams last night.

1. I had a dream where Netflix had revealed that Sense8 and Orange Is The New Black was cancelled.

2. I was watching a TV series to do with Humans, Dolphins, and Whales, and let's just say it's surprisingly more graphic than GOT.

3. I woke up at 10PM and I was wondering what was going on.

z0mg s0 weiRd!!!1!!!!!!!!

:joker:

Surprisingly the most entertaining one was the Humans, Dolphins, and Whales show.