Those that have had babies..
 

...when you are in labour do you want to kill the one that impregnated you because the pain is so excruciating? :conf:


Also have you ever used anyone for sex? If so what were the repercussions? Did the person expect more after? Or if you're single did it make you feel less lonely? :D

Have you got something you want to tell us CeeCee?

No i'm not pregnant but I do want to use someone :amazed:

use someone? :suspect:

LOL

They're a male hoe.

..for me there's a 'baby rule', Ceecee...what happens in the labour room stays in the labour room and you never tell any 'birth stories' to someone who hasn't had a child before/a first time mum...

Don't women forget the pain.

..what pain..?..

some pregnant women get really horny

someone i know said when she was just under a week away from giving birth she kept crying and saying 'give me the sex!' to her bf and her bf was like no!!

(shes polish... the sex lololol)

wow that bad hein? Well these legs are staying bound together from now on then

"Push push push!!"
"Push it into me Doctor! **** me!!"

definitely couldn't have sex with someone who is pregnant I don't think (bit of a crude conversation point I know)..../knocked up

15:10. Nah forget it man.:joker: Men, they make us go through that then cheat on us. Why are all those people in the room anyway. Damn when/if I have a child I don't want all those people all up in my buziness :bawling:


So nobody has ever used anybody for sex here? :(

you never know. She might look like megan fox, still tiny when pregnant and the stomach looks like she just had too much junk food. There are some women that stay so tiny they don't even know they were pregnant. I read a story where I woman only knew she was pregnant the day of delivery because she collapsed in p.e :conf:

The comedian Rita Rudner said, if she ever gives birth she wants her husband on the next bed at least having his legs waxed. Sounds fair...

to me too because unless a man gets in some serious accident, what actual pain do they have to go through.

So unfair :bawling:

We're not overstating it when we say it really really hurts when we get kicked in the balls

It really hurts


Really

yeah but it's not guaranteed you will get hits in the balls.

Okay... if your wife/partner ever gives birth, one of us will rock up and kick you in the balls. Quid pro quo and all that...

One time I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball after someone had served it, my vision went yellow and I couldn't stand up for 10 minutes

Pretty sure that's more traumatising than being ripped open and giving birth for hours on end and taking weeks and weeks to recover

Agree Zee don't see what they're moaning about to be honest

They're just attention seeking Nathan they don't know what real pain is

AND THEY GET TO TAKE DRUGS AS WELL

pls don't hurt me

I've never taken an epidural for extreme balls pain clearly we are the superior species

somebody stop me why am I posting this ****