Would you rather be...
 

important question

..this is not something that's going to be a quick answer thing..I'll bookmark the thread and give it serious thought...

Well, I'm already the first one so....

...so Natalie it is then, Marsh..?..

farting btw means a fart every 5 seconds or so, not one continual stream of it

and some of them will be silent, but only if some of your sweat makes noise too (sort of like a squeegee wiping a window)

..do we have to have the full description of sound effects as well...less is more, Shaun...

Oh i thought the middle one said constantly swearing :laugh: Still though you can get deodorant for that, not sure what you can get for constant farting

-also misread the middle one-

-should get new specs really-

..I had to do a double take at Simon with a Santa hat on..:joker:...

Isn't he lovely? :laugh: Do you like my festive sig also? :amazed:

..he does suit it, and he couldn't be anything but lovely...it was really funny waking up to all the Christmas names this morning and I find myself clicking on every new post just to find out who someone is....

Are you going to have one Ammi?

..a name..?..I couldn't think of one that I would remember I locked myself out a few times when it was Ammincepie..I did think about Holly as in Holly Golightly but it's a bit boring..not that Ammi isn't as well but I couldn't somehow get enthusiastic about it...

I'd rather be dead. Why isn't that an option?

None but Sonia is the worst option.

none

Sorry ... had to laugh

Constantly farting of course, the other two options are really repulsive and can't even bring out the humour that farting can bring.

Farts ftw.

Natalie cassidy because I can have major surgery with my money from the lottery thingy show.

..this has to have been the most rubbish choice given out in an option thread...