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Benjamin 07-12-2013 06:49 PM

If you could be an object what would you be and why?
 
Go. :pipe:

Me. I Am Salman 07-12-2013 06:51 PM

inb4 someone says something sexual

Kazanne 07-12-2013 06:52 PM

Gerard Butlers undercrackers:devil:so I could keep him warm:devil:

Kyle 07-12-2013 06:52 PM

Ah thanks a lot Salman now I can't say Dildo.

Alf 07-12-2013 06:53 PM

Something sexual, good idea Salman

I'll be Helen Flanagan's bra

smudgie 07-12-2013 06:55 PM

A much loved Teddy bear..guaranteed loads of cuddles :love:

Kazanne 07-12-2013 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Santa-gnome-ears (Post 6529141)
A much loved Teddy bear..guaranteed loads of cuddles :love:

But you might get your ears and eyes pulled off by some aggressive kid smudgie,lol

armand.kay 07-12-2013 06:57 PM

A jockstrap.

smudgie 07-12-2013 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinselBalls (Post 6529145)
But you might get your ears and eyes pulled off by some aggressive kid smudgie,lol

ahhhhhhhhh. I should have said, my favourite teddybear.
Nobody else dares to touch him:devil:

Shaun 07-12-2013 08:10 PM

amanda bynes' camera

Jessica. 07-12-2013 08:11 PM

I would be my boyfriend's iphone.

joe199998293 07-12-2013 08:13 PM

Justin Biebers boxers.

armand.kay 07-12-2013 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jessus (Post 6529615)
I would be my boyfriend's iphone.

Yes sis pree them texts.

GypsyGoth 07-12-2013 08:20 PM

I would be a hydroelectric dam, like this one

http://i.imgur.com/gUplXQi.jpg

and as to why, well I would bring power to tens of thousands of homes, making everyone happy.

Shaun 07-12-2013 08:22 PM

also, if you were having an off day, you could drown a few people <3

joe199998293 07-12-2013 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joe199998293 (Post 6529628)
Justin Biebers boxers.

But I'll split my personality like Volde... He-who-shall-not-be-named did, ill be all his pairs of boxers.

GypsyGoth 07-12-2013 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cameltoe and Wine (Post 6529682)
also, if you were having an off day, you could drown a few people <3

:laugh2:

Jessica. 07-12-2013 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by armand.kay (Post 6529631)
Yes sis pree them texts.

It's not because of the texts, it's because of how much attention the phone gets in general. :joker:

Princess 08-12-2013 12:53 AM

My first thought was Caroline Flack's phone, she never lets go of that thing, you'd see so much.

swinearefine 08-12-2013 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Salman! (Post 6529130)
inb4 someone says something sexual

no point responding now

Marc 08-12-2013 09:34 AM

I'd be an old oak tree watching bitches being slayed in the woods and buried

Jake. 08-12-2013 02:59 PM

A condom


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