Smeagol's secret (SPOILER)
 

He's really an Orc in disguise!:bawling:

Awwww Smeagol has a fan, I'm so happy for you :love::love:

That must be 1 more than you! :dance:

Ouch. My pride. :(

OooH, I thought you were gong to say you and he were one and the same.:hugesmile:

i look like a orc today darn ive been sussed lol

im a orc in a silly hat today

You heard/saw it here first, folks! :elephant:

lol:laugh:

I'm sexy and I know it

http://pdjeliclark.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/orc.gif

Smeagol keeps that picture locked away in case he gets recognised!:cat:

Well that's the copy I got from your bedside table! Somebody loves him!

lol

i put the s in sexy with that pic

You B*st*rd, I never even noticed it was gone! :bawling::bawling:

Well.....I needed It.....for erm identification purposes. :whistle:

i will autograph those pics if you like for a small fee of £200 ;)

You obviously need it more than me, ENJOY! :wavey:

you two only got the picture I have had his ring for some time.

Thanks I want on mine;

Dear Bilbo,

Thanks for taking the ring. The boss was pissed off and we had to work overtime for 3 months to find the bloody thing before some asshole from Gondor stuck a spear through my gullet.

Signed,

Pissed off Orc

Do tell! :devil:

cant, loose lips sink's ships.

lol

smeagol will not be the meat in your sandwich there will be no snooker here we prefers the precious pink to the brown lol

Mine should simply be:

To the only one who understands me!

ChristMASS EFFECT has the cheque for mine to forward! :dance::elephant::dance:

That cheque's gonna bounce further than Smeagol after the mods kick him up the arse for you making this thread.

:dance:

orc Bilbo smeagol lotr hobbit ring

Don't actually know what any of that means but that's what I get from this thread oh and heres a pic too

http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__.../Osgil_orc.jpg