the winner - well done Kian my final poem
 

the winner - well done Kian 09.12.13

let me take you to dinner,
it will go down with no ease,
the vomit will come from the inner,
David wolfed down critters fruit and cheese.
from Kian was class,
ostrich behind is obs erred,
he said "he is no fan of eating ???",
while David said " not what i have heard".
David's second course needed no scan,
he did take it like a scrubber,
a bit chewy was "coco-van",
his own description was rubber.
while Kian got up his power,
cow teats replaced "fish and nips",
first time he gagged on something sour,
but all gone with no skips.
pudding was also a squirm,
both wolfed it down like no dream,
David done well on D worm,
while Kian rocked while taking coc-eye-cream.
a little drink to end,
i am not pulling your leg,
David scoffed cockroach blend,
while Kian's espresso was duck egg.
now on a plate is choice,
i have had this sensation,
after not having food or a voice,
your taste buds now have restoration.
i will end smiley,
Kian well done mate,
great was the hand over from Charlie,
and from me a final congratulate.

( the way this show was going - i thought Joey was going to be the most awful winner of all time. i am glad the viewers and ITV came round. the question is - are you happy with the winner ? this is my final poem i am sure you are glad to all hear.)