Flirt with the poster below
 

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I'll give you the D later

I want your ratchet weave up in my grill

Have you got an inhaler? 'Cause you got that ass ma

:laugh:

same tbh

Is that a truncheon in your pocket or are you glad to see me?

Is that a grain of rice in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? :wink:

get out jack, i started typing first

Want you to dickmatize me baby, your love gun drives me crazy /khia

I'll make you breakfast, omelette you do whatever you want to me

Hey, I hope you like Westlife 'cause I'm gonna raise you up tonight.

Here's twenty pence, go call your mother and tell her you won't be home tonight

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas

I'll be Burger King and you be McDonalds, I have it my way and you'll be lovin it

You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

Get in my van.

If I said my heart was beating loud
If we could escape the crowd somehow
If I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me?
'Cause, you feel like paradise
And I need a vacation tonight
So, if I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me?

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:: joker:

I'm sorry I'm afraid you can't go this way, you'll have to take the D tour :evilgrin:

Is stalking still cute?

I've never been one to follow the crowd, usually just lone females.

Hey you!

- flashes bra -

Job done.

Hey, are you a bra, 'cause you're gonna be supporting me all night?

Girl! you got more legs then a bucket of Chicken

Do you like make up? Good, because you cannot make up the stuff I'm gonna do to you later

Are you a shoe? 'cause I'm gonna tie you up and walk on you. :wink: