Little things you do to annoy other people
 

I like to take pills out of the packet in random order to wind my mum up because she likes to cut the strips down when there are empty pods left.

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Like take one from the middle, one from an end, one a quarter of the way up on the other side... I'm awful :D

No Zee..just no.
The only way I can remember if I have taken my pills is to see which order they are in.
Mind you, I have forgotten to take them twice in the last 3 months or so...must be getting old.:joker:

I put the empty bottle of milk back in the fridge... Dave just about has a fit every time :evilgrin:

Thats a bit mean, I thought you were like Snow White Zee.

Sometimes I hide and jump out at my sons screaming to make them jump. It always makes ME laugh.

We've got a plastic box in a cupboard for plastic and glass bottle recycling but I always find it pointless so I always put my bottles in the bin when my mums looking, it's pretty pointless but it's a good way to wind her up

I steal the remote and don't flick while the ads are on, it makes me laugh how much Gav hates watching ads

Omg I do this, Stuart hates the ads too :laugh:

Also my sister has ocd and likes everything to be perfect, she has a little rug just outside her living room door so every time myself or my nephew (her son) walks past we move it a bit with our foot so it's not straight and she cracks up, we don't do it to be nasty though its just a bit of a running joke between us all.

Just made the mirror in the hallway squint to wind my mum up, worked a charm :laugh2:

Can you please stop bragging about your husbands :idc: /Liz

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When my mum asks who am I going on a night out with, my answers are always like these:

"Jess is definitely going, you shouldn't worry about her, she smokes crack but nothing too serious"

or

"Bruno, who's a crossdresser and usually sells E's at nightclubs but it's not like I would ever buy it, you know me, mum!"

or

"Julia, she's a singer now but spent 6 months in jail but I don't know why because I would never ask such a rude question, you raised me really well, mum!"

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

:joker: you're all terrible ;)

I act camp sometimes it annoy allot of the boys in school :pipe:

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:laugh3: omg I need to do this to my mum LOL

Not Chuck leading Zee astray ! :shocked:

Breathe.

My mother always takes plastic forks from places like subway and places like that, but we already have enough forks, so if I see one in the kitchen I put it in a random part of the kitchen every time she puts it back in the drawer until she gives up. :joker:

My brother and I like to wind each other up constantly, just had a conversation there that ended in my mum thinking he said she had a five o'clock shadow when she was out today :devil:

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He asked her for some hair gel and she was like "I'll get you some Piriton Greg" and I'm like oh yeah great thanks (sarcastically) and he's all "well IIIII appreciate my mummy" being all over the top so then I'm like "that's funny Mum, you should have heard what he was saying earlier, he was all when does Mum get home is it 5 o'clock and I said I don't know and he said well she's got the shadow for it" and she pretended to be all outraged and he couldn't stop laughing and being all defensive

God I love winding my brother up

My daughter bleached her hair last week and used one of my best towels instead of the old ones.... I went proper banshee on her ass.
She keeps mentioning it to pee me off. :(
I'm plotting revenge.

My daughter bleached her hair last week and used one of my best towels instead of the old ones.... I went proper banshee on her ass.
She keeps mentioning it to pee me off. :(
I'm plotting revenge.

Think you're gonna have to dye her hair an unusual colour while she's asleep Kiz