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lostalex 08-01-2014 03:22 AM

Squatty Potty
 
So i just got mine today. Does anyone else have a squatty potty?

I've only tried it once so far, was a little uncomfortable, but everything went smoothly. I think after a few weeks it will feel more natural.

http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/...BobbySquat.jpg

Jords 08-01-2014 03:42 AM

What? D:

lostalex 08-01-2014 04:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Jords (Post 6597390)
What? D:

http://www.squattypotty.com/v/vspfil...es/home-02.jpg
http://www.infomercial-hell.com/wp-c...potty-bags.jpg
http://www.biorelief.com/media/catal...talangle_1.jpg

Jessica. 08-01-2014 04:50 AM

Most people are very uneducated about pooping, you are not even supposed to push when it's coming out.

Not that I have any experience with that since girls don't poop, but that's a fun fact.

thesheriff443 08-01-2014 07:13 AM

alex talking sh*te again:joker:

lostalex 08-01-2014 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by thesheriff443 (Post 6597470)
alex talking sh*te again:joker:


eating, s**ting, and ******ing, what else is a body good for? It's the fundamentals :)

thesheriff443 08-01-2014 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lostalex (Post 6597473)
eating, s**ting, and ******ing, what else is a body good for? It's the fundamentals :)

remind me not to invite you to a dinner party:joker:

lostalex 08-01-2014 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by thesheriff443 (Post 6597478)
remind me not to invite you to a dinner party:joker:

I wish I lived in the UK, seriously I'd put together a TiBB "come dine with me". It would be awesome.

You, Me, Jesus, Livia and Kizzy. It would be epic.

thesheriff443 08-01-2014 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lostalex (Post 6597481)
I wish I lived in the UK, seriously I'd put together a TiBB come dine with me. It would be awesome.

You, Me, Jesus, Livia and Kizzy. It would be epic.

it would be good!

Livia 08-01-2014 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lostalex (Post 6597481)
I wish I lived in the UK, seriously I'd put together a TiBB "come dine with me". It would be awesome.

You, Me, Jesus, Livia and Kizzy. It would be epic.

Could be an interesting evening... so long as you're cooking, Alex.

Black Dagger 08-01-2014 12:27 PM

I can honestly say, I don't think investing in a 'squatty potty' sounds like a great deal to me.

Kazanne 08-01-2014 12:30 PM

I heard somewhere that Princess Diana used that method to poo.

Z 08-01-2014 01:08 PM

:o I've never heard of that before

Jords 08-01-2014 03:05 PM

Imagine when your friends want to use the toilet :joker:

"Oh yes we have a squatty potty you can use. It delievers a perfect anorectal angle so your poop just falls out" :hugesmile:

Z 08-01-2014 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jords (Post 6598209)
Imagine when your friends want to use the toilet :joker:

"Oh yes we have a squatty potty you can use. It delievers a perfect anorectal angle so your poop just falls out" :hugesmile:

LOL I can't even imagine saying that sentence! I'm really intrigued by this though, kind of want to buy one, something I'll invest in when I eventually have my own place!

Livia 08-01-2014 03:12 PM

It's just the little footstool thing, right? Presumably you can use one and then hide it, so the world doesn't know how quirky you are.

Z 08-01-2014 03:16 PM

I want a squatty potty

Kizzy 08-01-2014 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Livia (Post 6597803)
Could be an interesting evening... so long as you're cooking, Alex.

Yes you stay in the kitchen alex, let the grown ups chat :laugh:

T* 08-01-2014 03:26 PM

I read about this ages ago, I'd like one (which sounds weird)

Cherie 08-01-2014 03:29 PM

Just amazing how generations have managed to poop for centuries with no ill effects. The squatty potty man will be sheeting money once this takes off.

MTVN 08-01-2014 03:32 PM

Can't imagine it'd be too tricky and make one of these for yourself

MTVN 08-01-2014 03:33 PM

Alternatively you can buy a nice wooden one here for the meagre sum of £52

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/like/16098...f13=80&ff14=83

Kizzy 08-01-2014 03:46 PM

A 9 roll pack of andrex would prob work?...

lostalex 13-01-2014 02:54 AM

So i've had it for almost a week now, and i can say I'm sticking with it. Everything just seems to fall out, no pushing or squirming or waiting... I'm loving it.

The only downside is it positions my dick more upward, and when I poo sometimes pee comes out too, so i have to be careful to hold my dick downwards so i don't pee on the floor, but other than that it's really good.

Jessica. 13-01-2014 04:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lostalex (Post 6612875)
So i've had it for almost a week now, and i can say I'm sticking with it. Everything just seems to fall out, no pushing or squirming or waiting... I'm loving it.

The only downside is it positions my dick more upward, and when I poo sometimes pee comes out too, so i have to be careful to hold my dick downwards so i don't pee on the floor, but other than that it's really good.

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:


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