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T* 30-01-2014 11:46 PM
The Washing Machine Diaries: A HD Story
 


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LOVE.
BUTTONS.
MUSIC.
WASHING MACHINES.
DRYERS.
THE WASHING MACHINE DIARIES
I will be the Lead writer with Kate and HD adding other bits and pieces to it (hopefully)

HD 30-01-2014 11:47 PM
omg :amazed:

Kate! 30-01-2014 11:48 PM
:amazed:

Kate! 30-01-2014 11:49 PM
Theme tune!! Sugababes - Push the button!

HD 30-01-2014 11:49 PM
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/1820...standing-o.gif

T* 30-01-2014 11:51 PM
The Story so far
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cuda

Diary of HD's washing machine

27th January
Today I washed some coloured tshirts :)

28th January
I'm washing some underweOH GOD OWNER IS VIOLATING ME HELP HES CALLING HIS BUMHOLE A BUTTON AND HES MOANING AND HELP ME NOW OHMY****INGGOD HELLLLLLLP

29th January
I spent the rest of yesterday crying in the shower.
I'm afraid I can't take it anymore.

Goodbye.

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HD 30-01-2014 11:55 PM
omfg i wonder what happened after WM killed itself. OR DID IT SURVIVE!?

Kate! 30-01-2014 11:57 PM
30th January 2014.

HD returns home after searching all night for the runaway washing machine. His neighbour Kate has news!

HD : Kate, have you seen my washing machine?
Kate : No, but a policeman came earlier, and said they've got it in custody. It was arrested in the early hours at the garage on Tumble Lane, trying to steal a box of Vanish!
HD : OMFG!!

To be continued

HD 30-01-2014 11:58 PM
:laugh2: genius tbh

T* 31-01-2014 12:02 AM
HD browses for a new washing machine:
Hot red head:


Crazy chick:

Kate! 31-01-2014 12:07 AM
The red one :love:

T* 31-01-2014 12:11 AM
30th January
He got the repair man in. HE GOT THE FUCKING REPAIR MAN IN.
I just want to be in peace, I don't want his "Button". As soon as the repairman got in the van, HD smiled at me, evilly.

Okay, he just came home from shopping and he has a saddle. Oh god no.

He put a load of washing in me, I'm so nervous, when is he going to strike again?
Oh ****... Oh **** oh **** oh **** I just puked everywhere. I've flooded the room! Clothes everywhere.

To be continued...

HD 31-01-2014 09:06 AM
LOOOOOOOOL

I love the red one btw, it looks well slutty :evilgrin:

Kate! 31-01-2014 09:29 AM
It's called Felicity !


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