A Question For the Ladies
 

Ladies, if you woke up tomorrow with a penis between your legs, what would you do with it?

Would you use it on a man? Would you try it out in a woman? What would you do?

Would you ignore it and wish it was gone?

A Question to all the heterosexual ladies mainly (i can already imagine what the gay ladies would do with it) but what would you do?

If you are married or have boyfriend, would you want to ****** your boyfriend? or would you think that would be too "gay" to do it to your boyfriend?

I'm really curious to know how the girls around here would feel if they had a dick and what they would do with it. :)


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I would probably have a heart attack.

Make arrangements to have it removed ASAP.

you wouldn't be curious and want to experiment with it at all?

No, maybe in my younger day.
Past all that now Alex.:hugesmile:
Experimenting that is:joker:

not even just take a bath and touch it a bit before you had it chopped off?

I would have a wank immediately

Then possibly go rub myself on strangers legs/hips on a train. Just for the sake of it. Seems to be the done thing for blokes round here :umm2:

:hugesmile:

lol @ you assuming this forum has "ladies"



:hehe:

I'de have to have a little fiddle and piddle,certainly have a tug to see how it feels,if I like it I might keep it.

Erm,excuse me?:hugesmile:

I really think you ladies would be surprised. i really think women don't understand how amazing/powerful/crazy a penis really is.

I think women just see a penis has doe sort of mechanical function on a man, you ladies really don't understand how awesome it actually is to have one.

As a man, i don't think women even really understand what an orgasm is. I just don't think a female orgasm is the same as a mans. and also the idea that you can have an orgasm whenever you want, wouldn't that be exciting to you?

it seems like women need a lot of work to get to orgasm, but for men it's so easy.

Nah, I have touched enough of them in my day:devil:

ohh, you were a fun date, huh? :elephant:

Hmmmmm, you only live once you might as well enjoy yourself on the way.

Ya dirty muckka smudgie :joker::joker::joker:

Exception :wink:
:worship:

:blush::hugesmile:

I'd want to use it. :creep:

on a boy or a girl?

On a guy. I don't fancy women. :nono:

a gay guy or a straight guy?

would you go easy on him? or would you ****** the shhh out of him?

omg :laugh3:

i'd find a girl and have sex with her, definitely

id defs have a wank first though

yeah i would probably sleep with a girl too