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waterhog 11-02-2014 09:33 AM

John Lewis and Queen - 2 new recruits but George is getting a Wham
 
John Lewis and Queen - 2 new recruits but George is getting a Wham 11.02.14

i am going to start humble
even if the reader is jealous and green
because over John and HMP i did stumble
and this has made me richer then Lewis or the Queen.
privileged and proud
this feeling will bust
its like "The Millionaire Waltz" on loud
or that "Creed" smell that causes lust.
not understanding "social media"
it does not help me "play the game"
i am no "twit" or "disgracebook" feeder
this smell really does bring shame.
but i am showing gratitude
there is no need to get on my "Bicycle",
this is meant to be a performance with attitude
no better stand in for "Freddie" is "George Micheal".
breaking news now to take
this is turning like a spanner
because live this morning on "DayBreak",
Queen are no1 smelling good as "the One" by " Dolce and Gabbana".
as i compare and get cheesy,
my "white Light" friend did sing
from "Symphonica" superb is "let her down easy"
George is back "prouder then ever baby" with bling.
i have to end with a pollute,
overwhelmed and i am not going to cry,
i have got not 1 but 2 i did recruit
and i thank John Lewis and Queen for the reply.

( i am privileged to get a reply from the greatest band in the world "QUEEN" and i am also privileged to get a reply from the best shop in the world John Lewis. and until i need a discount on my next aftershave - i am just going to "keep passing the open windows". as for George i am going to snub him because cfpublicity because in me they have no "faith" which is making me have a "its a hard life". and as for the reader on this forum - they will guess this was made in heaven. if anyone has anything to say about Queen - John Lewis or George, then i would be so grateful if it could rhyme. thank you. )

Jesus. 11-02-2014 09:44 AM

There was a young man called George Michael
Who became a public toilets by-cee-cul
He stopped to buy weed
but that's not what he needs
so he purchased a warm spunky facial.

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waterhog 11-02-2014 04:20 PM

Jesus - you are not meant to be s judgmental and may i remind you of a few words from a song - Jesus to a child.

if anyone should have compassion and understanding its you Jesus.

i think what is in need is a father figure - GOD where are you.


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