Memories from your schooldays.
 

A thread to share memories from your school days, all ages. Memorable teachers, funny or sad moments etc.

Hated school. knocked about with the hard girls and one of them used to pinch my money and threaten me if I didn't get any for her. I even nicked off me gran for her, horrible person she was!! Often wonder how different it would have been if I hadn't fell out with Rhonda my best mate in junior school, mind she hung around with a group of even harder girls.

we had a female maths teacher who all the boys fancied and she got married to the Headmaster. She was a bit of a babe, and he was about 20 years older than her, they were sweet together though, they used to go to the cinema every weekend and loads of us were there :D

Worst day of the year was scoliosis testing day, cause we had to take off our shirt in front of everyone so the teacher could check our backs. It was always horrible feeling like everyone was judging everyone else's bodies. the only thing that made it tolerable was knowing that everyone else was just as embarrassed as you were.

Best day of the year was Book Fair day. It was awesome to have money and get to go shopping at school.

Turning up to class and everyone spontaneously giving me a round of applause lol

locking the teacher in the cupboard and the whole class leaving

walking across the grass and the caretaker screaming at us your not allowed on the grass and me speaking in a french accent saying no understandy english. and he said sorry but as he walked away i said you twat and he chased us lol that was funny.

Lol Smeagol :D

I too have locked a teacher in a cupboard :devil:

lol naughty i think my one is still there.

Lots.. levitating in drama
laughing like a nutter in detention
pretending to faint in assembly
almost dying on a school trip
getting lost on another trip
walking out to have a wee and being screamed at by a crying substitute teacher
( for which my parents were called)
having to go home from a day trip early as my everyone got pissed in brid
French teacher having a meltdown
physics teacher plying the violin instead of physics
history teachers bull mastiff he kept in a spare prefab getting free and terrorising the school