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Me. I Am Salman 05-03-2014 02:21 PM

Omg
 
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Mermaid's Tail Galleries: Just Loungin

All her friends had warned her away from Andeus. It wasn't just that he was foreign, he was strange. Some even though he was a mad scientist or a wizard or something. Cher didn't listen though. Andeus had a special aura about him that Cher found unbelievably attractive. She practically threw herself at him and, eventually, he responded.

Mad scientist or not, Andeus had money. He claimed it was from parents who'd died in a plane crash in some strange place Cher couldn't pronounce or find in an atlas. He was fun to be with. They could see any movie, visit any restaurant, do anything. Once they'd even flown to Hawaii "for the weekend" as Andeus put it.

But it was all getting tiring. Andeus wanted a silent companion, a decoration on his arm. Cher found herself being treated more and more like a part of the woodwork and less like a person. Finally she'd had enough. She'd break off with Andeus today.

She arrived just after school and found him, as usual, going ten different directions at once. "Please wait by the pool. I'm in the middle of an experiment." Cher shrugged, said she'd lounge around the pool and walked to his backyard pool. After a few minutes without Andeus even putting in an appearance, Cher decided this would be a long wait. She took off her shoes and dangled her feet in the pool. After fifteen more minutes had passed, she debated whether to leave him and his little world and just ignore him when she saw him. She decided that would be cruel and she needed a clean break. Besides there was Tim, what a hunk!

Still more time passed an Cher decided to take advantage of the pool for the last time. Andeus would never let her use it after they'd split up. She had no bathing suit but that was rarely a problem. Andeus kept a rack of various sizes and styles in the change house off the pool in case guests should drop by. There were as many as usual but one in particular caught her eye. It was a yellow bikini, almost luminous in its brightness. The fabric felt silky and yet hard, some how. Cher put it on and discovered it to be a perfect fit. It hardly felt like she was wearing anything. A few quick paces and Cher was into the pool. She paddled back and forth - still no Andeus. She started doing laps. After 30, she pulled herself from the water. He'd not hide from her. She had something to say and she'd have her say.

She was about to change back into her clothes and hunt him up when a strange itching began in both her heels. She reached down to scratch and, as soon as each of her hands were touching a heel, they stuck fast.

"What's going on ..." she shouted.

"You still want to leave me?" Andeus voice startled her.

"What have you done?" she demanded. Her hands and feet were fused together.

"I leave a girl. No girl leaves me. I'd be kicked out of the guild." He look down at her belly, smiling a cold smile. Cher looked down also. The bikini was spreading!

"Andeus, what are you doing to me?" She watched in horror as the bikini spread until she was covered from heels to wrists. Her hands and feet now formed a tube on either side of her body.

"That you will find out. When the magic runs it course."

"Why?" She shrieked wanting to put her hands to her face and hide. And was unable to, of course. The tubes at her sides were shiny, mirror bright. They looked like supports for some kind of deck furniture. Andeus didn't answer, merely watching as the magic pulled her legs together and fused them into a single yellow block. Cher felt a pulling on her body as if something were pulling her apart in the middle.

"Ow! That hurts! Andeus please. Make it stop. I'll not leave you."

"Indeed not. You'll lounge at my poolside until I tire of you."

"I don't understand! Andeus?!" Cher's body was longer and wider than when this had started. The metal tubes had lifted her from the pool deck. Andeus sat down on her and bounced a bit. "Comfortable" was all he murmured. He laid down, his head between her breasts. "Need a slight adjustment," he muttered some strange words and Cher felt the gap between her breasts fill. He wiggled a bit, getting comfortable.

"You never let me, how do you say it, get inside your pants? Always an excuse." Andeus announced. "One final change, I think," he began muttering the strange words again. Cher felt a warmth in her groin and watched, dumbstruck, as her pubic hair and vagina broke through the fabric. "Now you are my perfect lounge Cher."

http://www.mermaidstail.info/_conten...ges/OF0007.jpg

http://www.mermaidstail.info/_conten...ml/OF0007.html
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Jake. 05-03-2014 02:25 PM

wtf did you just make me read

http://i.imgur.com/W6WVpTx.png

Loukas 05-03-2014 02:28 PM

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-conte...undy_shock.gif

i don't know what to say, wtf was that!? Where did you find that Salman :laugh:

Jordan. 05-03-2014 02:29 PM

Can you give us a quick summary, some of us don't have time to read all of that.

Me. I Am Salman 05-03-2014 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Loukas (Post 6742499)
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-conte...undy_shock.gif

i don't know what to say, wtf was that!? Where did you find that Salman :laugh:

I reblogged the lounge chair picture on tumblr and it was hyperlinked to that website

Jake. 05-03-2014 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Jordan. (Post 6742500)
Can you give us a quick summary, some of us don't have time to read all of that.

her boyfriend uses magic to turn her into a lounge chair with a vagina and boobs

Smithy 05-03-2014 02:32 PM

D:

Jordan. 05-03-2014 02:35 PM

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Cher felt a warmth in her groin and watched, dumbstruck, as her pubic hair and vagina broke through the fabric. "Now you are my perfect lounge Cher."
http://www.muumuse.com/wp-content/up.../01/2lz6lk.gif

Crimson Dynamo 05-03-2014 02:36 PM

My neighbour sunbathes naked face down on her sunlounger

try as I might, I just cant see the fanny side

Z 05-03-2014 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Jake. (Post 6742503)
her boyfriend uses magic to turn her into a lounge chair with a vagina and boobs

Ace!

Jake. 05-03-2014 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Zee (Post 6742552)
Ace!

LOL

Niamh. 05-03-2014 04:22 PM

:umm2:


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