give us your two favourite quotes.
 

heres mine

glyn-"but i don't want to ejaculated from the big brother house"

Nikki-"I can't stand her..who is she,where did you find her"

your next..

Nikki: "AHHH there's a fire!" when all there is is a tiny bit of smoke coming from the cooker.

Nikki: "Shabaz stole all the food!" she says whilst holding a massive banana.

Mikey: "I had aisleyne at the end of my bed" Grace: "well, I had Shrek (sam) at the end of mine."

Glyn: "I don't want to be ejaculated from the big brother house"

Shabaz: "My lips are like Marilyn Munroe"

There are probably more I could think of, but not right now

i know you said 2, but i thought of more :devil:

Nikki: Who is she? Who is she? Where did you find her?

Aisleyne: You better know yourself if your talking about me little girl

Shahbaz: My Lips are one of a kind. You dont find lips like these

Nikki: Petey (something funny about that name) :laugh:

Nikki: "who is she, who is she, whereeee did you find herrr" (about susie)
Aisleyne: "you better know yourself if your talking about me little girl" (about nikki)
Nikki: "i was thinking of saying eww someones got BO" (about dawn)
Richard: "you can shove a rocket up your ar** and blow your self up i dont care" ( to micheal)
Imogen: "serisouly babe"
Glyn: "do you know what i mean"
Nikki: "shes soooo selfff abbb-soor-beddd" (about grace)


bit more than 2 :tongue: lol ohh well, got so many more :laugh:

Shahbaz "You look like a carnival exploded allll over you!"
Glyn "But I don't want to be ejaculated from the house"

Nikki- Ooh susie, go make a hot chocolate- go on, let your hair down!
Nikki- Its all Grace grace grace, its marvellous fantastic, done this done that got this got that.. NOONES INTRESTED

There are so many! A few are Nikki - Its sooooo coooold!:laugh:and 'who is she who is she? where did you find her?
Grace made me laugh so much. 'i had shrek at the end of my bed'(meaning sam):laugh: 'her feet look like the hobbits out of lord of the rings(about sam)i was rofl!!!:joker: So many more from Grace
Glyn 'Ohh noooo!!:hello::laugh: and 'can i have another black pudding?' and 'its not like big brother its like crapland!'

"Stupid people.....did nout wrong"-Lea day 1

"You better Know yourself if your talkin to me little girl"-Aishleyne,Lolsoo funny and Nikkis comeback made it so much funnier "BITCH...Blah blah blah bredirin" lol love it

another from lea

"Why are new housemates always freaked out by my tits?"

lol

heres some:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY615M9Ry10

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d67mb28Hcs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTOawP20vzo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDnR_WmImnA

Shabaz: Hey twiggy (about Nikki).
It still makes me laugh!!

I cannot pick 2 all of Richards one liners would be my faves:bigsmile:

Nikki.... "I don't suck arse" :laugh:

Bonnie... "I've got a pink hoodie! it's pink and it's got a hood on" :rolleyes:

wheres petes quotes?

eezamanna

or something like that!#

lol

lol

EZAMANAAAAAA
Is one of the best quotes ever!
I love it!!


:colour:

WANKER!!!

Nikki: Who is She ? Where did you find her ?

Imogen: "Fake boobs. But I haven't got fake boobs... that's what I tried to explain to him."