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waterhog 27-03-2014 08:24 AM

David or Nigel ? massage ? i say well comfortable is the Farage with a good bye Benn
 
Clegg or Nigel ? who gets the massage ? i say well comfortable is the Farage with a good bye to the Benn ( warning this thread rhymes) 27.03.14

i did not have LBC on
to be honest i am bored
but over UKIP the sun shone
and your support sored.
year after year we talk
yes lots have frustration
that's why away from politics people walk
brought to UKIP solely for immigration.
Labor are no better
there policy won't shake my hand
farewell today to "Tony Benn" a real go getter
but he needs to grow a pair mr Miliband.
it is now top of the agenda
all party's are bending
because the uk are worse then the "Wonga" lender
immigration is the interest rate that has no defending.
well done Nigel Farage
with the Clegg you did scrub
i no your support on general election will be large
because your message is understandable, even to drinkers in the pub.

( i did not listen to the debate on lbc. but from what i gather we have a winner of it. i just wanted to no does anyone think Nigels support will continue and could he win a general election ? warning - replys don't have to rhyme. i will try and deliver to all 3 party's but my main priority is Wonga and i am getting a fee for every time i say wonga wonga wonga wonga wonga wonga. )

Cherie 27-03-2014 08:40 AM

What do you propose to do with British Immigrants living and working in other EU countries when Mr Farage takes you out of Europe?

Kyle 27-03-2014 08:41 AM

From the poison chalice of the cup we sip,
Till the masses bow down at the feet of UKIP,
Politics to the layman is reason and lies,
Mixed with ego's and moulded into parliament pies,
For years we have asked for a voice on the EU,
With every no British nationalism grew and grew,
Could our voices really hamper our nations trade,
Or is Clegg and his Cronies in on this charade,
But me I'm too stupid I'm just working class sh*t,
From a Northern Town that's gone down to the pit,
In a short space has drastically changed demographics,
Because that's just how the red rosette has it,
Will the chance ever come where we can flex our muscles,
Bend over Europe and suck my Brussels.

Cherie 27-03-2014 08:42 AM

I'll ask you the same question.

What do you propose to do with British Immigrants living and working in other EU countries when Mr Farage takes you out of Europe?
__________________

Kyle 27-03-2014 08:45 AM

Wooooah slow down horsey, I just wanted a shot of making a poem.

I'm just working class scum I don't know how to run a country. :hugesmile:

lostalex 27-03-2014 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cherie (Post 6771753)
I'll ask you the same question.

What do you propose to do with British Immigrants living and working in other EU countries when Mr Farage takes you out of Europe?
__________________

two words...

soylent green.

grind em up and feed em to the masses.

also don't you think it's funny how when brits move abroad they are "ex-pats", but when anyone moves to the UK they are "immigrants"?

Cherie 27-03-2014 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyle (Post 6771754)
Wooooah slow down horsey, I just wanted a shot of making a poem.

I'm just working class scum I don't know how to run a country. :hugesmile:

Excuse me you want people to vote for UKIP based on their policies on Immigration do you not?

Cherie 27-03-2014 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lostalex (Post 6771755)
two words...

soylent green.

grind em up and feed em to the masses.

also don't you think it's funny how when brits move abroad they are "ex-pats", but when anyone moves to the UK they are "immigrants"?


Even more ironic, if you go on any of the Spanish expat forums you will get thread upon thread from people who moved from the UK to Spain to get away from the immigrants :joker: if anyone points out that they are now immigrants themselves they start huffing and puffing, but are very quick to point the finger at the Spanish for treating them as foreigners (when in reality this is exactly what they did when living in Britain). Never ceases to make me smile.

Cherie 27-03-2014 08:55 AM

PS it was a good poem though Kyle. Waterhog you best watch out.

Kyle 27-03-2014 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cherie (Post 6771757)
Excuse me you want people to vote for UKIP based on their policies on Immigration do you not?

If I did I would have gone on the proper thread and argued the toss. I fancied being creative and making a poem for Waterhog.

Kyle 27-03-2014 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cherie (Post 6771763)
PS it was a good poem though Kyle. Waterhog you best watch out.

Yes I'm quite fond of it myself :joker:

arista 27-03-2014 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lostalex (Post 6771755)
two words...

soylent green.

grind em up and feed em to the masses.

also don't you think it's funny how when brits move abroad they are "ex-pats", but when anyone moves to the UK they are "immigrants"?


Yes Great Film On BluRay

arista 27-03-2014 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyle (Post 6771752)
From the poison chalice of the cup we sip,
Till the masses bow down at the feet of UKIP,
Politics to the layman is reason and lies,
Mixed with ego's and moulded into parliament pies,
For years we have asked for a voice on the EU,
With every no British nationalism grew and grew,
Could our voices really hamper our nations trade,
Or is Clegg and his Cronies in on this charade,
But me I'm too stupid I'm just working class sh*t,
From a Northern Town that's gone down to the pit,
In a short space has drastically changed demographics,
Because that's just how the red rosette has it,
Will the chance ever come where we can flex our muscles,
Bend over Europe and suck my Brussels.


If you did this
well done

Kyle 27-03-2014 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arista (Post 6771772)
If you did this
well done

I did Arista, now if you can get onto admin to give me an award or something for my endeavours I would be forever grateful. Maybe just a little Poem of the week badge thing nothing fancy :think:

Kizzy 27-03-2014 11:39 AM

Farage is an ignorant fool, all he has to do is mention immigration to make all the WI members climax...
What are his policies elsewhere?...

Nedusa 27-03-2014 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kizzy (Post 6771836)
Farage is an ignorant fool, all he has to do is mention immigration to make all the WI members climax...
What are his policies elsewhere?...

I think it's a bit rude calling the man an ignorant fool, he is nobody's fool. The head of the fastest growing Political party in the UK. I agree his party is founded on one protest and he does not have a complete set of policies but the GBP are demanding to know why their country has been secretly ursurped into a nameless faceless unelected European superstate.

And that is enough to be getting on with right now.

waterhog 27-03-2014 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cherie (Post 6771763)
PS it was a good poem though Kyle. Waterhog you best watch out.



kyle - that was fantastic and you wipe the floor with my one. really was a pleasure to read. well done mate.

Kizzy 27-03-2014 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nedusa (Post 6771898)
I think it's a bit rude calling the man an ignorant fool, he is nobody's fool. The head of the fastest growing Political party in the UK. I agree his party is founded on one protest and he does not have a complete set of policies but the GBP are demanding to know why their country has been secretly ursurped into a nameless faceless unelected European superstate.

And that is enough to be getting on with right now.

I think it's rude spouting untruths and half truths about the EU but there you go.
It's a joke, they are the BNP for men who measure the length of their lawn with a ruler.
If anyone wants to know about EU law it's easy enough to obtain information, who needs this shouty one trick pony?


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