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lily. 14-04-2014 05:04 PM
Horrible Confessions
 
I was inspired to make this thread after seeing this post from Salman:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Salman! (Post 6796895)
I've never shared this before but

a few years ago on the bus these two women in front of me left their chips on the seat and I was starving SO badly and I ate the rest when they got off, like it was upright so I thought it wouldn't be dirty

I regret so much in hindsight, esp as these were two really chavvy girls and I remember one of them talking about pulling an Italian guy the night before. it must have been ridden with diseases eww
What's your horrible confession?

Smithy 14-04-2014 05:06 PM
One time I shat in the sea in Wales

Josy 14-04-2014 05:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Smithy (Post 6797578)
One time I shat in the sea in Wales
:joker::joker::joker::joker:

FFS

Josy 14-04-2014 05:07 PM
I'm actually lmao now

thesheriff443 14-04-2014 05:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Smithy (Post 6797578)
One time I shat in the sea in Wales
thats the best part of you gone:joker:

Ammi 14-04-2014 05:22 PM
..Smithy..:joker:...

Me. I Am Salman 14-04-2014 05:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Salman! (Post 4995252)
This is actually really evil

I got revenge on this boy I used to hate when I was 12 by sneaking his mobile phone out of his bag and shoving it in the school recycling bin under lots of paper
Noone ever found it
And someone else was blamed and I think they had to pay for it [IMG]http://www.survival*****.com/forum/images/smilies/teehee.gif[/IMG]
.
and I'd do it again

Kate! 14-04-2014 05:29 PM
Omg Smithy :laugh2:

Ammi 14-04-2014 05:31 PM
..if you were under 5yrs old, it doesn't count Smithy...

lostalex 14-04-2014 05:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Smithy (Post 6797578)
One time I shat in the sea in Wales
was it like a real turd? or like just liquid?

Marsh. 14-04-2014 05:37 PM
Was it like in Kevin and Perry Go Large? :eek:

Smithy 14-04-2014 05:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ammi (Post 6797614)
..if you were under 5yrs old, it doesn't count Smithy...
I was about 13
Quote:
Originally Posted by lostalex (Post 6797618)
was it like a real turd? or like just liquid?
Real turd
Quote:
Originally Posted by 08marsh (Post 6797621)
Was it like in Kevin and Perry Go Large? :eek:
I've never seen that film


:worry: someone else confess something

lily. 14-04-2014 05:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Smithy (Post 6797578)
One time I shat in the sea in Wales

haha... oh god.. I'm actually buckled at this..

lostalex 14-04-2014 05:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Smithy (Post 6797629)
Real turd
I love you... ROTFLMAO

Shaun 14-04-2014 05:45 PM
D: wow

lostalex 14-04-2014 05:45 PM
wait, so you released a full on turd, so what happened after that? that can't be the end of the story, did you like watch it? did it float? i don't know if turds float or not... and what became of the turd? i must know.

I must have an ending to this story.

Shaun 14-04-2014 05:46 PM
I have nothing that good... apparently in my first year of uni I walked in on a flatmate having sex and said I was going to steal her ****buddy at the time from her.

I don't remember this but I'm so delighted that my foul-drunk persona did something sassy for a change.

Kazanne 14-04-2014 06:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Smithy (Post 6797578)
One time I shat in the sea in Wales
:shocked::shocked:Never going to swim in the sea again:hugesmile:

Smithy 14-04-2014 06:55 PM
I ****ing hate y'all :bored:

Quote:
Originally Posted by lostalex (Post 6797633)
wait, so you released a full on turd, so what happened after that? that can't be the end of the story, did you like watch it? did it float? i don't know if turds float or not... and what became of the turd? i must know.

I must have an ending to this story.
Idk i didn't look back, we were swimming along past this massive cliff and it was really rocky so i just assumed people might think it was part of a rock

Vicky. 14-04-2014 06:58 PM
I once peed on a bus..at the back. It was either that or pee myself..it was ****ing awful watching the liquid snake its way down to the front D:

Yes I was drunk, no I wasnt too young, maybe about 17 :bored:

michael21 14-04-2014 07:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vicky. (Post 6797757)
I once peed on a bus..at the back. It was either that or pee myself..it was ****ing awful watching the liquid snake its way down to the front D:

Yes I was drunk, no I wasnt too young, maybe about 17 :bored:
we have cctv on our buses

lostalex 14-04-2014 07:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Smithy (Post 6797753)
I ****ing hate y'all :bored:



Idk i didn't look back, we were swimming along past this massive cliff and it was really rocky so i just assumed people might think it was part of a rock
oh okay, so it was in a river, i thought you meant it was in a pool. well in a river that;s not so bad... in a pool would have been much much worse.

Vicky. 14-04-2014 07:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by michael21 (Post 6797762)
we have cctv on our buses
We didnt back then thank god. Or we did and I never got caught :laugh:

Smithy 14-04-2014 07:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lostalex (Post 6797764)
oh okay, so it was in a river, i thought you meant it was in a pool. well in a river that;s not so bad... in a pool would have been much much worse.
I was in the sea :suspect:

I said that originally

lostalex 14-04-2014 07:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vicky. (Post 6797757)
I once peed on a bus..at the back. It was either that or pee myself..it was ****ing awful watching the liquid snake its way down to the front D:

Yes I was drunk, no I wasnt too young, maybe about 17 :bored:
did you just squat? or did you open it up with your fingers and spray?


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