Have you ever publicly embarrassed yourself?
 

thread inspired by a woman falling down the stairs on my bus the other week

I can't think of anything in particular, I remain graceful in public and in private http://i.imgur.com/W8vmBSr.png

according to greg i ran through the streets of bath on my birthday asking people if i had a vagina :unsure:

I fell getting out of a boat once .... and I was decorating and fell through a chair another time, I think my snot nosed brats are still laughing :hmph:

This 100% happened and it was amazing

-I walked for hours in central london with the size sticker stuck to the back of my jeans
-There were no seats on the bus and an old man got on, I tried getting up so he could sit but he refused and then jokingly sat on my lap......
-My headphones weren't working and Only Girl blasted out from my phone really loud, this was also on the bus

Yeh went to do a forward roll to try and impress a girl with her mates on our local field next to our school and as I followed through I landed right on a big slab of dog sh*t.

It was dinner time so we still had lessons after but I just got up and walked home.

there are so many times but the one that haunts me is when i passed out in a swimming pool.

I was about 12 and I was swimming really fast and forgot to stop and slammed into the wall and my nose started bleeding. The life guard thought it was my head and I woke up like 5 minutes later on the side of the pool. They must have dragged me out of it like a whale... ALL of the people in my class were watching.

I still have nightmares about it. D;

- Fell on ice at school before in front of everyone
- California Gurls blasted on my phone in lesson.

my friend's fell on the bus before D:

yeah, i threw up on a table in a cocktail bar

i take my battery out during lessons :smug:

that's a bit extreme http://i.imgur.com/WBseZzr.png

Every weekend something happens

I had "I am your leader" stuck in my head and I said out loud "BIG FAT PUSSY WITH AN ICY WATCH" in a French lesson.

Don't leave us hanging Shaun... what was the answer?

omg yes actually the other day, I was coming home from college during rush hour and had to cross over a double traffic light thingy, and I was pretending to look at my phone so I didnt have to look at the angry people in the cars as I walked across, and because I was looking at my phone I stepped into a massive oily muddy puddle on the side of the road wearing white shoes http://i.imgur.com/SUQjGNT.png I was so ashamed that I just pretended I didnt notice and carried on walking lol


and a couple of weeks ago I was in McDonalds and I accidentally spilled my whole Coke on the floor, and I was so embarrassed that I just got up and left :facepalm:

:joker:

I have fallen down the stairs on a bus too and fell on someones lap on a bus/train

I once slipped on some ice when entering the schoolyard, completely went down. Perfect timing. :bawling:

Another time in school, I was absentmindedly chewing bottom end of my pen, and it burst so I had ink over my mouth. Then, I tried to hide it with my hand, but the teacher noticed I was being weird and asked me to move my hand, so the rest of the class got to see. :bawling: Moral of the story: Don't chew your pen! It's a bad habit, and will lead to public humiliation in front of people who you already hate! :nono:

There will be more, but these are the ones that first come to mind.