Cringiest lines in songs
 

"my music is vaccination for all my loyal patients"
Becky G - Play It Again

"steaming like a pot full of vegetables"
Sabi in Drop Dread Beautiful by Britney

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

You just had a salad today, boulangerie :umm2:

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The Subway advert rap from Braveheart

"I'm talkin bout fresh, I'm talkin bout lettuce..." :dazzler:

Thankfully I can't understand when she says that part so I can listen through just bopping to the beat :elephant:

Its a lessor flaw in an otherwise flawfree pussy poppin bop :dazzler:

Welcome to the Jungle is much better anyway :bigsmile:

I see no lies

"I just wanna be free, I just wanna be me and I want lots of friends that invite me to their parties" :mooriah:

Basically the whole of Hair is a cringey mess but I like it anyway :flutter:

"When you're hungry then I'll be your cow" :unsure:

Love it when you call me legs, in the morning buy me eggs

girl what

Do your dance but they play my song
Excuse me shorty, you o-o-owned
True thrill and I'm sorry
Got two seats in this 'rari
For this pussy popping safari

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"Sold out arenas you can suck my penis" makes me cringe EVERY SINGLE TIME I HEAR IT in Talk Dirty

Pretty sure he name drops someone every other line on Trumpets, which makes me cringe. Kanye, Coldplay and Katy Perry spring to mind. God hes just terrible :bored:

One thing I ask of you
Let me be the one you back that ass to
Go, from Malibu, to Paris, boo
Yeah, I had a bitch, but she ain't bad as you
So hit me up when you pass through
I'll give you something big enough to tear your ass in two

Blurred lines :umm2:

Beat me too it :umm2:

..every breath you take, every move you make..I'll be watching you/stalker..Sting..

That Ed Sheeran 'Little Things' song he wrote for 1D. Makes me want to wretch, every single line.

Oh the one that gets me is the line Louis sings

Also cringe at the "chinny chin chins" bit in Kiss You

Baby baby, we're on the rocket
Venus and Mars now, can't be apart now
Baby baby, put me in your pocket
We're on a mission, get in position

Put the plug in the socket, give me all your power
When you turn it on I can go for hours
Hit the switch, push the button, baby, then you'll see
We can have it all, baby, you and me

Pixie must've died inside singing that crap.

Not all of these make me cringe, some are strange but I love them

Mariah - Shake it Off
I gotta shake, shake it off
Just like the Calgon commercial
I really gotta get up outta here
And go somewhere

Mariah - The Impossible
And now I love you like summertime, love you cherry wine
Love you like free money, like a preacher loves Sunday
Love you like a freeze pop, love you like a milkshake
Love you like a high school girl on a first date

And now I love you like sunsets, bubble baths on the jet
Love you like Kool Aid, Louis Millionaire shades
Love you like Sugar Daddies, love like a pimp caddy
Love like a holiday, Duncan Hines, yellow cake

Nicki Minaj - Roman Holiday
Qack quack to a duck and a chicken too, put the hyena in a freakin zoo

Rihanna - Stupid in Love
This is stupid
I'm not stupid
Don't talk to me like I'm stupid
I still love you but I just can't do this
I may be dumb but I'm not stupid

Rihanna - Only Girl
I want you to love me, like I'm a hot pie

everyone knows Britney's funniest lyric is I smell your breath, it makes me cry, I wonder how I lived my life [IMG]http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/***********[/IMG]

Calling all hearts.... criiiiiiinnnnggggeeeeeee

When my daughter was singing along to Rihannas S&M song and the next lyric was Sex in the air, I don't care I love the smell of it :/