mine and katy perrys love story
 

she was singing unconditionally
she looked me in the eye
i raised my eyes
she raised them back (her eyelids sparkled)
i winked
she winked back
i shouted that i loved her
she carried on singing

:flutter:

get it

Did u bang

Mate is she pregnant should I call your mum

did penetration happen?

there's no goin back

Did you make her roar in the bedroom

Or did that happen last friday night? That was her birthday, wasn't it?

Did you stick a firework in her

Mine isn't a sex thing I'm just a bit mental

Apple went there

http://i.imgur.com/QquMA.jpg

That could be a sex thing

greg ur so gay

not true I kissed a girl and I liked it

did she see your peacock

Did her fanny feel like a plastic bag?

Why are you so hot and cold all of the time?

did you give her one (that got away)

did you fill her with your poison :flower:

Never expected a member of this forum would smash Katy Perry. What a Dark Horse.

Yeah Ryan we already referenced Dark Horse can you keep up

OH FFS! When I pressed F3 and typed 'dark horse' it said zero results. :(

Wot