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Jordan. 23-05-2014 02:49 PM

Charlie Sheen DRAGS Rihanna in huge rant
 
Quote:

so,
I took my gal out to dinner
last night with her best
friends for her Bday.
we heard Rihanna was present as well.
I sent a request over to her table to introduce my fiancé
Scotty to her, as she is a
huge fan.

(personally I couldn't pick her out of a line-up at gunpoint)

well, the word we received back was that there were too
many paps outside and it just wasn't possible at this time.

At this time? AT THIS TIME??
lemme guess, we're to reschedule another random
11 million to 1 encounter
with her some other night...?

no biggie for me; it would have been 84 interminable seconds of chugging Draino and
"please kill me now"
that I'd never get back.

My Gal, however,
was NOT OK with it.
Nice impression you
left behind, Bday or not.
Sorry we're not KOOL enough
to warrant a blessing from
the Princess.
(or in this case
the Village idiot)

you see THIS is the reason
that I ALWAYS take the time.
THIS is why I'm in this thing
31 awesome years.
Good will and
common courtesy, carefully
established over time to exist radically in concert
with a code of gratitude!

I guess "Talk That Talk"
was just a big ol lie from
a big ol liar.

oh and Riahnna,
Halloween isn't for a while.
but good on you for testing out your costume in public.
it's close; a more muted pink might be the answer,
as in:
none.

See ya on the way down,
(we always do)
and actually,
it was a pleasure NOT
meeting you.
clearly we have NOTHING
in common when it comes
to respect for those who've
gone before you.
I'm guessing you needed those precious 84 seconds
to situate that bad wig
before you left the restaurant.

Here's a tip from a real vet
of this terrain;
If ya don't wanna get bothered
DONT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE!
and if this "Prison of Fame"
is soooooooo unnerving and
difficult, then QUIT, junior!
c
#Hamateur
not him coming for the p!nk wig lmao

Niamh. 23-05-2014 02:52 PM

Surprised he didn't add "Do you know who I am" :fist:

Tom4784 23-05-2014 02:54 PM

Plot Twist: Charlie Sheen is Arista.

Samm 23-05-2014 02:55 PM

Charlie hew?

Niamh. 23-05-2014 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dezzy (Post 6863415)
Plot Twist: Charlie Sheen is Arista.

:laugh2:

Livia 23-05-2014 02:55 PM

"See you on the way down. We always do..."

Gotta love Charlie.

Me. I Am Salman 23-05-2014 02:58 PM

career advice from charlie sheen okay

Jordan. 23-05-2014 02:58 PM

it's still funny

armand.kay 23-05-2014 02:59 PM

-Waits anxiously for badgalriri's flawless response-

Jordan. 23-05-2014 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by armand.kay (Post 6863428)
-Waits anxiously for badgalriri's flawless response-

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/...34_634x222.jpg

Me. I Am Salman 23-05-2014 03:01 PM

http://i.imgur.com/kktgViU.png

armand.kay 23-05-2014 03:06 PM

http://i1365.photobucket.com/albums/...ps16b3a177.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/lzPu5TR.gif

Locke. 23-05-2014 03:11 PM

Good to see Charlie is still taking out the trash after 31 awesome years

Niamh. 23-05-2014 03:12 PM

when are people going to stop saying awesome?

Z 23-05-2014 03:17 PM

Let's face it, there are so many hangers on around any high profile celebrity that it's as likely that no one told Rihanna that someone wanted to meet her as it is that she got told and didn't want to - but she's got every right to not want to be bothered while she's out for dinner. Then again, I can see why Charlie would be annoyed. Seems even famous people get irritated about other famous people :laugh: I doubt Rihanna's ever going to become a nobody though, she's one of the all time best selling artists in the world, has more hits than most manage in careers double the length of hers and she's showing no signs of stopping any time soon.

Ramsay 23-05-2014 03:21 PM

I keep reading this as a poem but nothing rhymes

Kizzy 23-05-2014 03:22 PM

Swig some more draino and you won't care #winning

armand.kay 23-05-2014 03:24 PM

Yeah I doubt Rihanna would of actually been told.

Crimson Dynamo 23-05-2014 03:29 PM

I would not go and see that pr1ck and his hoe either so good on Rihanna for casting her shade on the badmouthin mofo beatch

Livia 23-05-2014 03:35 PM

Laughing at Rihanna dismissing him as an "old man". Settling back to wait for ten years until some rude, overrated warbler insults her for being older than she was.

armand.kay 23-05-2014 03:37 PM

Charlie is just salty he didn't have the power to get a free meet and great with the Rihanna.

Samm 23-05-2014 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by armand.kay (Post 6863508)
Charlie is just salty he didn't have the power to get a free meet and great with the Rihanna.

.

Pete. 23-05-2014 04:04 PM

ri's response

https://24.media.tumblr.com/17c7e52b...jr8ao2_250.gif
(she looks like 2007 era rihanna tho)

Gstar 23-05-2014 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by armand.kay (Post 6863508)
Charlie is just salty he didn't have the power to get a free meet and great with the Rihanna.

.

Saph 23-05-2014 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Sam~ (Post 6863418)
Charlie hew?

Mte

Even CharlieXCX is more relevant nowadays


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