Er, so I was sitting at this bar...
 

...When a dwarf walks in through the door and without looking he walks into this huge steaming pile of sh*t, slides across the room and lands flat on his face. Anyway the dwarf got up, dusted himself off and sat down at the bar with a bottle of Magners. Well five minutes later this big 7 foot giant of a man comes waltzing in front of the door and without looking steps in the sh*t and slides right across the floor landing straight on his big hairy arse.

The dwarf gets up, points at the sh*t and shouts "hey, I just did that!" And the giant killed him D:

no

:shocked: And the moral of the story is? Don't mess with a big ****ty giant:joker:

Is this the Narnia Arms?

Oh you go there too LT:hugesmile:

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Nah that's full of talking paedo goats. I go down to the middle earth Inn. Elvish fanny is nowt to be sniffed at mate.

Chat thread crew with the original responses. Take a bow young un's.

I'm not quite sure what the threads about?

ok

stop

what is a chat thread crew? do you think people have meetings to discuss what to post in your irrelevant threads?

and i think the correct term is a midget?

or oompa loompa but that may not now be pc?

shell :worship:

It's a bit of fun Glenn,you know FUN:hugesmile:

Aw look she's reeling out the bait, trying to get a little nibble.

why are people being so bitchy?

Number of posts in this thread: 4

Is it a joke then? Because I've read three times and I don't get it :suspect:

Funny how you all seem to turn up in threads you are not interested in:joker:

Its no fun being a midget dwarf unless your Warwick Davis:nono:


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