Fakest Housemate?
 

Who do you think is the fakest housemate so far? In my opinion, it's firmly Danielle.

She said in her VT she'd never sell/tell vulgar stories, she sold stories to the press about Dexter's penis size and their relationship, so clearly she was lying and was being fake. She's a firm Catholic, yet she sees it appropriate to prance around in lingerie and be a model. She also said she's anti-gay marriage (which does suggest she's homophobic before anyone jumps in saying that she has nothing wrong with gay people just them getting married) yet was having conversations and walking around with Mark on live feed. She also said that she firmly believes in no sex before marriage, yet she's slept with Dexter clearly?

Tamara

Mark

Mark

Mark was my sweepstake, no Mark dissing pls.

Mark/Helen

I think Danielle has been coached by Dexter, so I'm not sure I believe her.

hmm good observations with Danielle we will have to see. If she believes in no sex before marriage what was she doing looking at Dexter's dick anyway? :idc:


It could possibly be Mark, with regards to playing up to stereotypes and being over-camp and stuff. But again, have to wait and see. For now he seems pretty fun.

Good point about no sex before marriage, obviously she's done it to know what size Dexter's penis is!

No Mark dissing. I don't even like him, awful sweepstake!

Mark.

Possibly Pauline either. Time will tell..

Mark

The guy from Derry has a MASSIVE game plan and there's nothing real about him. Which makes him a great HM :pipe:

tamara.

How does she know how big dexters knob is if she doesnt believe in sex before marriage and such?

I see jords beat me to it :laugh:

Winston

Maybe she meant penetration. :shrug:

God says she can play with it but don't put it anywhere near her foo foo. :nono:

Definitely Danielle so far.

Danielle is probably not religious, and doesn't give a fig about gay marriage. Just cast to play that role. It's a staple of reality TV. You can expect her to go through a "character arc" of learning to be comfortable with gays, blah blah blah.

Steven playing the big man, self made millionaire. If you read between the lines, he's in his parent's family business. "Turned over" a million pounds doesn't mean he has a million pounds. Reminds me of Jonathan on BB8UK exaggerating his success by boasting of his "net assets" rather than net worth.

Matthew pretending he's confrontational, only to freeze up in front of the crowd. Also pretending (badly) to be straight.

Tamera clearly has her character mapped out, too. Cold hearted, dominant woman. We'll see how long that lasts. I think Pauline will put her in the corner.

BradTheLadLong

Mark

Danielle

Tamara & Steven I think are playing a game

Danielle.

Mark