Helens profile on bbspy
 

Check out Helens profile on bbspy (sorry don't know how to do links):bawling:

Thanks HBB1508, Kazanne and Chuff for adding the text x

Helen

Full Name: Helen Wood
Age: 27
Status: Single
Home: Bolton
Job: Salon owner



About Helen


Helen is a down to earth Northerner who tells it like it is. She hit headlines three years ago when she was involved in a tabloid scandal involving England footballer Wayne Rooney. She says she doesn’t regret her actions but wishes it hadn’t come out in the press as it got ‘blown out of all proportion’.

She has very forthright views, and compares herself to Katie Hopkins: ‘I’m massively against abortion’. She was brought up a Catholic, and although she doesn’t practise religion anymore, she says: ‘I truly believe that Catholic schools are better than non-faith schools’.

Helen’s best personality trait is making others laugh: ‘I’ve always been the class clown, and I think it’s important to always have a sense of humour, I’m rarely serious’. She doesn’t like that she gets stressed really easily and has a short temper.

Her friends describe her as fiercely protective and very caring. ‘I can be nasty if I need to be, though I hate bullies’. She also ‘hates s**t-stirrers and people with hidden agendas’.

Helen is single and has been for the last year as she finds it hard to trust men: ‘I went from being a *******ing horn dog, borderline sex addict to not having sex at all. Let’s just say, I’ve learned a lot about myself from celibacy’. She doesn’t have a type as such, but hates materialistic people and loves a man that can make her laugh. ‘I obviously wouldn’t go out with a guy that’s ugly as ******. I can’t stand bad teeth’.

Helen’s not looking for love in the house and says, ‘I’m going to carry on my celibacy in the house. I find it cringe when people crack onto me. I really am quite frigid and awkward when it comes to blokes’.

She’s very competitive, saying: ‘I’m up for anything, the more physical the better’. She adds that she gets on best with people who are ‘real’: ‘There’s nothing worse than a fake *******er. I also hate girls who act thick when they’re not”.

Helen lives with her ten-year-old son and ‘absolutely adores’ him. She recently spent £6,000 on veneers.


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You couldn't make it up lol

:joker::joker::joker:

Thank you HBB1508 and Kazanne:cheer:

How rich is that ? :shocked:

I know lol.

Chuff whenever i read your posts i hear Carls voice, it makes me laugh everytime!

That bio is one enormous contradiction.

Hes brilliant isnt he? funniest man on Tv !!

No worse than your average CV

So she HAS filled her own mouth with **** !!!

:joker:

where is the lie?

mary
mary
quite
contrary
how doth your garden

grow?

why are your avatars always strange

I spot none