a eviction poem - please reply in poetry if you can to this thread - thank you
 

a eviction poem - please reply in poetry if you can to this thread 18.06.14

i love the mix
with my views i hope you agree
and out of the six
i am going to name the useless three.
first one is eye candy
but he he needs the trash
i fear lady voters won't evict as of randy
that's the savoir of Ash.
the next on my list
its quiet and tame
do something Marlon i insist
your plan is so lame.
Christopher is my third
his future looks bleak
what a useless turd
just so weak.
we have to Jale save
very strong minded
for a explosion from her i crave
it will leave a few blinded.
Steven gives me unrest
not sure if i have hate or pride
i want to see him clear his chest
and not be a sneaky snide.
Pauline is my top savoir
this is corrupt
absolutely disgusting is her attitude and behavior
but longer we have to wait better will be the erupt.

Well what a group of people
The BB house has got,
There's Pauline and there's Helen
They talk out of their bots,
There's Marlon and there's Ash
Checking out the chicks
But lack of sluts means they'll be playing with their own dicks!
Steven cries the boo hoos
Whilst pressed against P's breast,
And what is wrong with Winston
His stories were a mess!
On eviction night i hope
To hear Emma's voice so sweet
Our top 3 house mates are......
I'll tell you all next week!

That's EXCELLENT ruby moo :dance::dance::dance::dance:

goodbye Pauline
your behaviour is appalling
you’re almost as old as Jimmy Dean
so how come those years haven’t made you less mean
you’re no longer fourteen..:fist:..
so stop acting like a green bean
you awful bully queen

..the green bean reference was more a bit of poetic licence....

hells doors have opened the devil flashes a smile
at the knowlege his bitch pauline will soon be down below in a while
with chains and fire soon she's be cooking for demons galore
when we the public vote and kick her out of big brothers door
the hounds of hell are watching waiting to drag her back home into hell
where she can spil her posion vernom where the damned dwell
the others are safe , secure in there souls
but the eyes of mordor are watching out for sneaky trolls
christopher will be nervous he will scratch and itch
and pray to the heavens to evict that evil bitch
jale will slither and slime her way through the night
while ash dreams of the cash that seems further out of sight
marlon will dream of the wallpack while perving over toyas boobs
and pretend he dont care when he listens out for the boo's
emma will walk with beauty and speak with the voice of a angels tongue
as she says pauline you out of the house the devil wants your fat bum lol

LOL love that last line :cheer2: :joker: :dance: