What would you say in your VT?
 

What would you say in your VT if you were auditioning for Big Brother? Would you play it up big style to get on, or be your true self? In my case, I'd go completely against the stereotype and say that I didn't get on with fame hungry *****s who think they can flash their tits to get magazine deals, and I think they'd snap that up straight away. I don't think I'd live up to my VT tbh.

I'd sit in the corner & call everyone basterds & piss in the sink

"hi big brother, I should get on the show because im really funneh and sexeh and everyfin ad everyfin and plus the boys will love meh *lifts top* come and get meh boys"

Flick your bean

perfect :clap1:
Everyfin n everyfin

I'd mix Bonnie & Dawn's tapes together to make the GOAT VT

I'll bring different hairstyles, different trends, coz mama didn't raise no fool. Memba I told ya

That i like big butts and i cannot lie