i wish i could write poetry and woo a lady like Winston did with Danielle
 

i wish i could write poetry and woo a lady like Winston did with Danielle 05.07.14

Fridays show was a stonker
it was fact and not charity
did Danielle act like a plonker
was throwing herself at Winston clarity.
did Steven finally get proof
like scoring the winning goal at Wembley
will there be a marriage from this roof
or is he any further along with Kimberly.
Mathew got the boot
this was the wrong verdict
Christopher should have been at the root
this guy is weak and one contradict.
onto my jealousy
Winston left me weak at the knees
i envy this guy enormously
i wish i could woo a lady with the same cheese.
Winston i will pay for advice
a poetry lesson i need
this is a "war" and "Wilfred Owen" will pay the price
do you agree Winston's poem was a fantastic read.

( i get my inspiration from all sorts of things from the Queen - the news - the GM crop but my new idle is the Winston. love to no a few views on my idle - ps love it if a few reply's could rhyme. thank you. and if any lady's want wooing - send me a private message and i will do you one just for YOU.:cheer2:)

Waterhog your poetry is far superior to Winstons.

I think at one point he talked about her "tits" fgs lol. Be your own poet, don't try to emulate winston.

Matt or Christopher or Ash
I couldn't have missed them atall
To be honest I think they're all prats
And all deserving to fall
Winston is simple its true
But hes funny and acts like a child
The poem was hilarious too
Making Danielle's feelings go wild
Mark is the joker this year
His accent sometimes it grates
But his sayings are great to the ear
Maybe the final he'll make
It was time for a boy to leave
Before all the girls were shoved out
So for Mathew I wont even grieve
And that's what my poems about
Ash is a plonker we know
His time it is nearly nigh
Fear not he will surely soon go
And with that from riona 'goodbye'

round of applause - super rionablue love it. well done mate.

Thanks waterhog though I HAVE to admit that you have a way of rhyming words i couldn't even begin to try anad find a rhyme for lol