Description of 3 new HMs
 

Meanwhile, one of the three new wannabes is a globe-trotting stripper who has vowed to drive the single men wild.

The second is a former pop star who wants another crack at fame after almost hitting the big time on one of 54-year-old Simon Cowell’s shows.

And the third is a Sikh from Essex who reckons he has already worked out how to play everyone in the house.


That's from the Dailystar. Says Jenny won't be entering.

Daily star :nono:

2 - Sinitta?

:laugh:

Poor Marlon. Slut bucket going in after he gets evicted. :hehe:

There are no single men in there apart Chris. Stripper will be out first

Once again C5 fails to deliver

* prays for shane ward*

Ash, Marlon and Winston are all single :shrug:

You haven't even seen them yet! Jeez

Maloney....noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

The Daily Star have released a major Bombshell in the shape of who’s going in and who’s not.

Well Forget Jenny Thompson and Kimberly Kisselovich’s Boyfriend Sasha Freemind, these are confirmed as NO – apparently Channel 5 are scared of a blood bath.

First new wannabe is a globe-trotting stripper who has vowed to drive the single men wild.

The second is a former pop star who wants another crack at fame after almost hitting the big time on one of 54-year-old Simon Cowell’s shows.

And the third is a Sikh from Essex who reckons he has already worked out how to play everyone in the house.

Can the last viewer please turn off the light when Big Brother finishes, thanks!

OMG ERIN..... I bet that's it!

Maybe BB want Marlon to be evicted and sent to secret room because of the "globe trotting stripper"? :shrug:

Showmance part 2: The Slut bucket :hehe:

omg that girl who punched her friend in the face after a stand off with natalie imbruglia please

OH GOD NO Ill deffo tune out then !

And me .

Sinitta pls

And Brad the Lad, probably...

:kiss::kiss:

He's 17.

Ash is in bed with Helen every night, he isn't going to move and I am sure they will couple up for the magazines. They are 3/4 the way to being a twosome

Winston has Tamara/Danielle take your pick. He is savvy enough to know he will lose his shot at victory if he gets off with some stripper

Marlon is gone tonight anyway

This years BB doesn't even feel like a reality tv show to me , it feels like TOWIE or Geordie Shore with a carefully planned storyline :shrug:

There's already a thread :whistle:

i made this before anyone :idc:

A Sikh from Essex?

Like Danielle is a Christian from Cumbernauld??

bollocks