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waterhog 20-07-2014 03:43 PM

who's on toilet duty or are you taking the Chris ?
 
who's on toilet duty or are you taking the Chris ? 20.07.14

i have mixed emotions
George will vouch
if i was younger she could spill her potions
i would watch Ashleigh do her business and crouch.
this now has potential
triggered by this young lady's insecurity's
i want to be her carer and be residential
with any job or duty i don't want immunity's.
please Big Brother show
its not getting us pleasure
Ashligh will and can only glow
being under stress and duration will be a BB treasure.
she does no her mind
but going the toilet does freeek
and that's why BB has to be cruel to be kind
Ashligh is so insecure and nervous shes forgotten we all drop and leak.
with the public you have to display
it will be gold and cement
showing all sides to Ashligh won't fray
her winning will pay ch5 rent.
i am laughing so loud
my ribs are shaking by the many
so gather round i don't mind if you crowd
you can watch me spend a penny.

( if you can name the George that has also had problems with public toilets you can win a bonus poem on anything of your choice. and if i was to meet a GM associate ? i would have to run to the nearest toilet. i tried to google toilet duty and i got this seedy video -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwZAYdHcDtU - catch you folks later and get thinking if you want the bonus poem - the first one to get it correct wins, and i am judge. off outside now - )

Gusto Brunt 20-07-2014 03:47 PM

Another great poem, Waterhog. :D

Achilles 20-07-2014 03:58 PM

:laugh:

Hope Ashleigh still has Chris as toilet guard on final night while they interview 3rd place :dance:

waterhog 20-07-2014 06:41 PM

i am so depressed - no one wants one ?

waterhog 20-07-2014 09:00 PM

helen clearly did tonight - nd she got one for 2 second ash. omg.


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