Movies to Pornos
 

Change the name of a movie into the name of its PORN VERSION directed and starring you obviously.

Ok I start.
Jumanji = Ju-minge-i \|/

drag me to hell = drag me into the bushes and rape me anally

Whatever Happened to Baby Zayn? (Answer: He Grew, Got Really Hung, And Slapped It All Over My Face)

it's a working title

omfg :joker:

night of the living dead = night of twinks giving head

The Nutty Professor > The Slutty Professor
The Pokemon Movie > The Poke-a-Man Movie
Men In Black 2 > Men In Bareback 2
District 9 > District 69
Forrest Gump > Forrest Hump
Saving Private Ryan > Shaving Ryan's Privates
The Fantastic Mr Fox > The Fantastic Mr Cocks
500 Days Of Summer > 500 Days In Summer
40 Days And 40 Nights > 40 Gays and 40 Dykes

Fun With Dick and More Dick

pacific rimming

There Will Be Blood (Because She Still Has an Intact Hymen)

waiting to exhale: autoerotic asphyxiation

The hunger games > The hung games

The woman in black > white woman on black
Harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban > and the prostitute of azkaban

I know what you did last summer > I know who you did last summer

Look Who's Porking

Saturday Night Beaver

Blazing Saddle Bags

Titanic - TwoGirlsOneIceBerg

The Final Ejaculation

Good Will Humping.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha hahahahahahaahah

Uncle **ck

King Dong

The Man who bummed Liberty Valance

The planet of the Rapes

Schindler's Fist

Sorest Rump

Scatman and Knobin

I still like Shaving Ryan's Privates

The Wizards Sleeve of Oz