Let's Be Sarcastic About All The Housemates Thread
 

I wish Helen was my hairdresser!

Mark is very sincere and naturally funny.:hehe:

Ash is such a masculine alpha male, wow, i wish i had such a gorgeous masculine guy in my life!

Pauline was so nice to Jale.. I wish she was my mother

Dimston is a great magician. In every episode his shirt magically disappears.

Ashleigh is sweet and innocent

Winston is so intelligent. :eek:

No, he really is. :p

Helen is a virgin.

When Mark spoke 'posh' I closed my eyes and really thought it was Prince Charles.

I touched the sides of Helens vagina as I entered her.

Mark would do better if he really had a good rant...

Ash would look better if his teeth were smaller.

Helen must stop talking about her family all the time.

Zoe is such a timid little mouse.

Christopher looked fantastic after Helen cut his hair.

Toya(h?) will always be remembered for her serene demeanour.

Steven has never betrayed narcissistic symptoms.

Kimberley was the most vibrant and unselfconscious housemate ever.

Winston is qualified as a Barrister.

Steven lasted longer than 2 seconds.

Ashleigh looks so uncomfortable during all of her conversations with her best friend in the house. Whenever Ashleigh sits on Chris' bed I think "why is Chris touching Ashleigh's bum with his bed? The dirty creep!!!!".

hang on, Mark is gay?

Pav is a fireball of energy and joyfulness.

Pauline is a tender-hearted recidevist.

Ashleigh is so up front,honest and fun.