Incredible snippet of HL spoilers for tonight...
 

Mark, is asked “Why do you think being fake and acting dumb is going to win you Big Brother?” An incredulous Mark says he’s “*****ing furious” and denies being fake, stupid or thinking he will win. Ash jokes, “Even though he is going to win Big Brother, he hasn’t got a clue about it!”

In round two, Ash is asked: “If Helen wasn’t there to hide your boringness and back you up, do you think you would still be in the House?” Ash laughs and says that he would have been evicted by now, “because I’m so boring” Helen remarks that it “pissed me off that he gets tarred with me, and me with him”

Zoe is told: “Stop meddling in Ash and Helen’s relationship. Are you jealous of Helen?” Zoe is shocked and suggests that the only person meddling is Big Brother. Helen hides her face in the living area and shouts, “*****ing cringe…I’ve gone red, I never go red” Ash, reads the question and ponders, “What does relationship mean?”

Mark is asked “You accuse Pav of game playing yet you are dragging Christopher along like a toy, picking him up and dropping him. Why?” Mark says that it’s “*****ing disgusting” to accuse him of doing so, admitting that he can “speak to him like sh*t” before adding that he thinks very highly of Christopher and thinks a lot of him

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http://tellymix.co.uk/reality-tv/big...om-public.html

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omfg that is priceless

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Hahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahaahhahahahhahahhaha hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha hahhahahahahahshahaha at Mark.

Can't wait to see this lol

The 2 Mark messages are so good :cheer2:

Brilliant

OMG! This actually sounds brilliant! :joker:

Shows just how dumb Ash is if he genuinely;
1.....thinks Mark is going to win.
2.....thinks Mark doesn't think he's going to win!

I would imagine that most of the housemates, up until recently, thought Mark was going to win but i'm sure by now that they all pretty much know (apart from Ash apparently!) that his fake act has become so obvious and that he's been such a dick to Christopher that he stands no chance now!
Mark, from day one, thought that he had the perfect BB 'Nikki fake personality' type of gameplan that was going to guarantee him the win along with all of his fake 'quirkyness' . I think a good proportion of the viewers had him sussed from the off but a lot of people did fall for it hook, line and sinker (mostly Nikki fans) and amazingly there's still a few that swear he's the real deal and 100% genuine!:laugh:

I can't wait to see Mark squirming when they hit him with those zingers though!!!!:cheer2:
I'm soooooo pleased that they're pulling him up on the sly, slimy way he tried to put all the blame for the alliance nominations on Chris and Ashleigh though! It would have been a travesty if he'd gotten away with that one!

YES AHAHA

Marks been rumbled and he cant handle it please anybody if your going to the eviction start a get mark out chant

Marks going to make me laugh so much tonight ,I can feel it.lol

This is why the people should always be in power

Love it! :D he's being rumbled and its time the house hear about what we are seeing.

I thought that you made those up until I saw the link! It sounds like Ash reacted really well. He didn't become defensive like Mark or Zoe. He used a bit of humor and self-deprecation, which I think the audience will appreciate