nothing worse then a sour melon
 

nothing worse then a sour melon 12.08.14

thank you for Mondays highlights
it did absolutely slaughter
on one of those hot summer nights
Helen was more refreshing then a melon of water.
the jealousy did ooze
even if rough is her skin
will Ashlighs arrogance bruise
or like me is bigger your grin.
this will be a massive learning curb
but unfortunately it will waste
everything in Helons life will curd
she will always have the bitter taste.
always failing to hear
any criticism is a refuse
negative is Helons steer
she gets off on others as she does abuse.
as per usual Ashligh did shine
even if she was tipsy
she's getting gold when passing the finish line
shes got good morals like "Paddy" that winning gypsy.
Chris has supported
while Christopher did float
Ash needs to be with Helon deported
Pav can be left to graze like a unaware goat.
we now have the power
its time to agree
Helon is nothing but sour
so Chris must be second and the clear winner is Ashligh.

( summer may be nearly over but there are still plenty of juicy melons about. i would strongly advice anyone from getting the BB one as it is well and truly bitter. not sure how i have wrote a poem on melons while watching big brother but hey if anyone has any good advice on how to purchase a good melon i am all pips.)