The top Ash moments thread
 

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Feel free to put in here all the top Ash moments that you have enjoyed from the series. Quotes, jokes, moments, ponderings and so forth

below are some of my great moments

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I know this thread is a p*ss take and I am no fan but when the cork hit his face that did make me guffaw.

me too, that was the top funny moment so far of the entire bloody series

the fact that Ash has been laid back and yet involved in everything with everyone from the start show he has a great character, I love the way he keeps Helen at heel and their relationship has shown us his soft side as well as his playful side

I want Helen to win, but if Ash won, I would be equally as happy

He has rowed with no one except Toya (who apologised to him after)
He has been playful every day and has always had a smile and a good morning for other housemates even when they were plotting to get him and out and slating him all the time
He has never stopped talking to a HM because they argued with Helen, she is his best friend in there, and Winston was his best mate in there, but he didnt stop talking to people that Winston argued with


He's just an all round nice guy and I, for one, would be totally ok with him winning, but 2nd place to Helen will do lol

good eye candy though, I guess you must be jealous :hehe:, who is that on the bottom right?

speaking of corks, Helen pulling the cork of half a champagne bottle with her teeth on the h/ls last night

On the sofa with Marlon discussing Kimberley's butt. Then hearing her feedback and the boo's and never doing it again.

Bottom right is James May (Top Gear presenter) aka Captain Slow who is how Ash will look like in 5 years time.

All these jealous men hating on Ash because he is beautiful:hehe:

He may have been mostly quiet, but when Ash was cracking up laughing during the "viewer questions" task where Mark was being asked why he pretends to be stupid / why he drags Chris around... Mark was properly like D: and Ash was just over at the side pissing himself... made that task one of the funniest moments of the season for me.

The same goes for the "Power of Money" task when Ashleigh and Christopher were in the diary room.

I liked that moment when he looked cute watching the BB Focus Group, he was terrified haha.

I am female and can't bear Ash. Dislike him more than Helen.

PPS I could say a similar thing about you and your dislike of blond nubile pretty young Ashleigh (assuming you're female and not a gay bloke)

Your tumble dryer must have burned out about 3 motors the amount of knickers you have gone through this series:joker:

He's not, he's wrinkly with leathery skin and looks about 35 if a day. First thing in the morning he looks a bit like Gollum :joker: How is this guy a model. It's taking the piss.

Oh dear,it was a joke ,hence the smiley,jeez what is wrong with people,I said it in response to exactly what people say Oh girls don't like Ashleigh because they are jealous" and as predicted you said it.pfft

He is kind of the monkey to the organ grinder. But imo, he should place higher than Helen.

I thought it was hilarious when Winston and Ash were called to the DR for spraying aerosols into the toilet and they just couldn't contain their laughter :laugh: it was so infectious

We really need a 'tongue and cheek' smiley on here Josy.
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No, as much as I dislike Helen she clearly does have personality and charisma and has been about 30% of the show. Would have no problem with Helen placing 4th. Ash has just sat on his flabby backside and thought being a male model was enough to win. Zero personality, dull monotone voice and not even eye candy imo.

#ladzbantz
#Mint bantz :sleep:

you are having a laugh are't u. none of the HMs have done overly much if its action yor looking for, (the peoples fav. ashleigh guilty of just sitting around doing nothing but whinge being worst one), but ash has always shown most initiative for creating fun things to do out of nothing (him,pav & christophers ball game, teaching pav oregami, the occasional exercise regime in the garden, he has always chatted to everyone in house,and I know it was a task, but his magician act was absolutely. brilliant and he has never been miserable

I don't think he's trying to rely on being a model tbh, he seems to think he's really funny and has "top banter" with the other lads in the house.

Plus if he's ever watched BB, he'll know the most attractive male of the house is usually just hated for being an arrogant b*****d :laugh:

Edit: lol, your reply to my other post shows we both agree he thinks he's got #mintbantz :tongue:

Only time he was relevant was when he was rude to Toya
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#mintbantz is a p*ss take :joker:

Yes, I'm also taking the piss...

#thuglife

I liked that moment where Ash insisted that he's a cool kid and people should root for him to win because he drinks and smokes and swears and gossips <3333333