dealing with the snide press
 

dealing with the snide press 15.08.14

in were brought the 2 covers
digging the dirt
Christopher was now one of the brothers
not instantly dropping for Mark as of the "hurt".
then Helen had a chance to redeem
but of-course she went shady
Zoe was the only apology to sew a seam
may i quote Helen " i'm not a lady".
Ashligh was worried about her lover
but with Chris friendship was her hope
so proud of her daughter is Ashlighs mother
never rolling down any BB slope.
Ash had a chance
he was embarrassed like a cartoon
no commitment to Helen and a enhance
forgetting 9 weeks of the "spoon".
Chris's question was snide
but he did bloom
with the question he did ride
the name is in "Diary room".
Bianca and Mark were not all talk
clips must be on youtube
it was fun to watch them practice and walk
and from different angles to zoom Biancas boob.
rehearsing there speeches with a mock
some were a ramble
Chris gave the best stock
loved his impression of " Niomi Campbell".
Steven and Winston popped in to promote
they gave Helen something more vile then "Toya"
"buy this spice" was the quote
but outstanding was the name "paranoia".
one more reason for no spare
no one can Chris snub
funny was the product in his hair
game for a laugh was the rub.
humiliating was the silver ball that was gigantic
Christopher compared to his own personal collection
when it fires i am sure it will fill the Atlantic
on the final night stay away from Mark to prevent the erection.
Ash's was body promotion
it was as smooth as a "Rolls"
he looks after his body with devotion
but the weights can also be used as "bowls".
Pav was given juice
his catchphrase was a stunner
"want juice get loose"
but to win we must shoot down this runner.
a observation from the phycoiligist
will Christopher clutch
Pav says what is no mist
that Christopher talks about Mark so much.
a few tears did hint
Ash did crumble
saying Steven and Winston were just "mint"
being overwhelmed and admitting was humble.
"take that" did play
music was the ear throttle
all up and dancing with no delay
Helen the lady drinking out of the bottle.
Daniell gave Chris a inkling
and Ashligh got a message that was loud
Chris is to keep on as hes not sinking
and Ashligh "boyfriend" is so proud.
Chris statement was true
caught in the trap is the mouse
over the past he won't go blue
what ever was done stays in the house.
2 stubborn lady's did agree
they both met at the gate
but Helen will never be free
Ashligh did slaughter and that's no exaggerate.
the night ended reminiscing
emotions from pics on the screen
all hugging and kissing
​please everyone vote to win the lady that is "eighteen".

Aw lovely but tbh I am still voting for CHRIS, I wish Ashlegh luck but I find so much good in Chris. He has slipped up along with the others noone will deny but his artistic humour, his dry wit. His honesty in the DR is very revealing. Everything to me which he said was the truth he had the events of the day down to rights. He ws so right about Steven, others were saying it but had Chris said it to Steven's face, he would have been slaughtered by the many. To much double dealing imo but then of course he never really was part of the larger gang. Remember Helen denying the things she said re Steven and Kimberley, she did say it.

CHRIS to win it all depends on telephone votes. Good luck to all of you and to the final HMs but I must be loyal until the end. For the first time ever I didnt even watch any of it last night and I doubt whether I will be watching it tonight. I just feel so mixed up about all the nastiness going on and the return of the HMs, mostly Helen's soldiers, made me sick of the programme altogether.

I must admit Chris is my favourite I wish him good luck.