is brad pitt the james jordan of hollywood?
 

maybe we got this back to front
maybe brad pitt wants to be strictly come dancing reject king james joyce?

id love to see mr pitt , bigging himself up as the james joyce of the acting world
i can just see an insecure talentless bradley pitt, desperately telling journalists at the cannes festival , that some people have called him the james jordan of hollywood........

poison tongues comics like joan rivers and john stewart tear brad to pieces..he is a wannabee ...depsite his endless strings of awesome movies, brad will never be fit to tie james jordans blue suede shoes...finally angelina sees the truth and ditches brad for the real thing, james jordan

theyve now settled down in bognor regis, angie has quit her acting thing and save the world thing to support james joyce as he attempts to overthrow william and became king of engerland